/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51412538
shit thats even crazier.

>>20048640
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Investopedia's beginners quiz, and I’ve been involved in numerous leveraged ETFs, and I have over 300 million invested in my Cayman Islands Robinhood account alone. I am trained in hedge fund management and I’m the top short seller on the entire NYSE. You are nothing to me but just another gambling addict. I will wipe the value of your assets and securities the fuck out with market making the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of banks and funds across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your "life savings". You’re fucking over, kid. I can trade anywhere, anytime, and I can make you broke in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just if I stick to stocks. Not only am I extensively trained in options trading, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking done, kiddo

>Account still being upgraded
>Cant trade for today
REEEE

>>19013624
Not really imo. Some people were really unfriendly though, but since I am 20% taller and 20% wider than them nobody dared to do much. I wanted to buy a ticket for a castle and they guy threw the tickets at the ground in front of me.
>>19013677
Rude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlot0i3Zykw

PRINTING MONEY IS LIKE
PUMPING THE WHOLE MARKET DOWN A DEAD-END STREET
FASTER THAN THE WIND
PASSIONATE AS SIN
DUMPING SO SUDDENLY
PRINTING USD IS LIKE
TRYING TO CHANGE THE MARKET WHILE ALREADY FLYING THROUGH THE FREE FALL
LIKE THE COLOURS IN AUTUMN, SO BRIGHT
JUST BEFORE THEY LOSE IT ALL

PUMPING IT AND ITS RREEEEEEEED
REEEE-EEE-EE-EEEED