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>Day 3 of the great ETH rebellion.
Begin captain's log.
Gas still costs me more than I want to put into /biz/'s shitcoins.
$51 in gas when I want to toss a comfy $100 into these meme coins.
I thank the stars that it isn't $110 as last night but I fear it won't be long now.
Ruin is in the horizon. I don't think we can make it if I take unfounded risks.
I've heard the telecommunication from other ships who have been stranded on strange planets. No fuel to leave. Trapped like vermin in a cage. Sickening.
I must therefore conclude for the safety of my crew that this voyage isn't worth it.
Plot a course, lieutenant. We're returning home with the cargo in hold.
End captain's log.