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OP here, you’re all itonically fudding and still expecting dexg to moon like crazy, r-right?

>>26233447
>he is the senate

>been trading since ‘16
>finally have made a make it stack level of Crypto
>decide it’s time to call it quits, transfer everything into usdt and then try to swap it to fiat on coin base to cash out
>when I go to cash out I get a critical error
>call coin base customer support and ask how to cash out into fiat
>the guy starts giggling which breaks out into full on laughter
>”hold on sir let me get my manager”
>hear him put me on speaker
>”hey everyone. This guy is asking how to cash out his Monopoly money!”
>hear an entire room of Indian accents guffawing for 15 seconds before I’m hung up on
Guys the “no one has ever cashed out crypto” was just a meme...r-right?