/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15144477
The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave .00000001 LINK to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my btc wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my LINK) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my LINK wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 LINK to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 LINK to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>>15063879
so a digimarine who invested into a SEC-shut scam ICO
truly couldn't have picked a better example of the kind of person that FUDs LINK

I'm gay and I hold chainlink.

I'm a gay man!
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS! Be gay, hold Chainlink.


Scam confirmed that the devs transferred the money to pay for the news about my order number 2 heart boxes and I hold chainlink with the roadmap for the next bull market is a good time thinking of you and hope to hear from a friend of ours to be in your arms and kiss you and hope your money back in my account and it is not what I was looking for the right price I would like his dad is going in the right to know if I can do anything for you and your money to get a honorary doctorate the same as the price of course I can anyone cover the rest will help you out with the roadmap yet but I think I have the flu and will be back to the office and will likely be a good time to tell his soft copy of my resume for you all to myself and my wife!

>>11798822
this actually makes me happy to see it
Sergey is a chad and he is not afraid to touch women

>>11484799
>literal bags of pennies
not even 1k LINK

>>11377535
>beta

>>11294692
You don't become chad, you get born chad.

CHAD
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>>10592090
where is this from ? what were they talking about? who is that woman?

>>10588356
D E L U D
wait a second it's actually true
holy shit $10000 EOY

what is his fucking problem?

no

>>10068846
I hold since ICO, you got a problem with that, boomer?

>>10030930
You will never, ever have a contact with human female.
How does a retarded fudder feel about that?

>>9957958
>>9957979
Just remember that you need minimum 5000 Linkies for suicide insurance.

>>9899430
seriously, how does it feel?

ChainLink

There are ppl owning MILLIONS of link, cashing out at 30$, 60$ 100$ 300$ with MASSIVE GAINS...thus supressing the price down...wake up.... our stacks are too big for this token to go to 1000$ and every one of you will sell at 100$.

ADMIT IT !

Guys what did Sergy mean by this???

why no updates?

>>9207483
>can we get back to shitposting yet?

>>9041874