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>some autist does some DD and finds out gamestop is undervalued
>decides to put in a few bucks
>months later short squeeze happens and people think the autist had this figured out all along
>autist locks in profit and becomes a multi millionaire, still holds just in case and for karma points
>a hedge fund gets burned but gets bailed out
>people start buying the peak while chad autist just posts his earnings with no comments
>people literally sperging and losing all their money and their families
>"you are here"
>a massive influx of normies gets baited into opening RH acc and buying GME
>robinhood literally doesn't have enough money to handle this and since they have an IPO coming decide to lie about havinh liquidity problems, making everyone panick about market manipulations to favor the jews

Fast forward EOY

>people still diamond-handing at 15$ a share
>isthesqueezesquoze.com still updating S3 reports of 10% short float, claiming it has not squoze
>cnbc doesn't even talk about reddit anymore
>all the celebs who influenced normies into a pump and dump refrain from talking about it
>hedge funds have already made ten fold the money they lost in this commedy
>"just one more week"

tl:dr; anons in denial will never come to terms to having made a mistake, and losing money for it. Just cash out what little you have and go throw it at a roulette or something. Maybe you'll double it and recover or minimize your losses

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