/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12403558
Theres an anon who’s sure
all that glitters is gold
And he’s buying a stairway to heaven

When he gets there he knows
If the alts are all hosed
With a gun he can get what he came for

Ooohhhhhhhhh
And he’s buying a stairway to heaven

>>12249967
Jingle sell, jingle sell, jingle sell rock
Jingle sells swing and jingle sells ring
Snowing and blowing up in the long run
Now the jingle drop has begun

Jingle sell, jingle sell, jingle sell rock
Jingle sells chime in jingle sell time
Sellin’ and fellin’ in Jingle Sell Square
In the frosty air

What a bright time, it's the right time
To drop bitcoin away
Jingle sell time is a swell time
To go gliding down a chart one-way

Giddy-up jingle hodl’s, pick up your chins
Jingle around the clock
Mix and a-mingle in the jingle pajeets
That's the jingle sell rock

Last Christmas, I gave you my cash
But the very next trade, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'm keeping my U.S. dollars

Once bitten and twice shy
I watch the markets
But you still catch my eye
Tell me, bitcoin
Do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise me
(Merry Christmas!) I clicked it off and sent it
With a note saying, "I need this,” I meant it
Now, I know what a fool I've been
But if I bought more now
I know you'd fool me again

Last Christmas, I gave you my cash
But the very next trade, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to J.P. Morgan

Last Christmas, I gave you my cash
But the very next trade, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'm keeping my U.S. dollars

Once bitten and twice shy
I watch the markets
But you still catch my eye
Tell me, bitcoin
Do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise me
(Merry Christmas!) I clicked it off and sent it
With a note saying, "I need this,” I meant it
Now, I know what a fool I've been
But if I bought more now
I know you'd fool me again

Last Christmas, I gave you my cash
But the very next trade, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to J.P. Morgan