/biz/ - Business & Finance

>ywn have this

>Ok, I would like to pay with Bitcoin, ChainLink or Monero
>Like I said, that will be---
>Yeah I know, just show me the QR code for the muti wallet and i do the tx right now using LN
>Anon what are you talking about? You need to pay this in USD United States Dollar
>Sure, I guess your payment processor just convert it, r-right?
>If you don't pay you need to return those guns and dildos anon
>B-but what do you mean? I have my 4th industrial revoution coins RIGHT HERE and they are worth around 3,3 M dollarinos!
>I have no idea what you are talking about, pay up now or I would need to call security
>Like i said I have my wallet right here, I made all money on a mongolian board for yak ox shaving!!
>That's it, we have other customers here and I have lost my patience. Security yes hello? We have a neckbeard NEET here with no money wasting my time
>B-b-but

The future of the so called anons who "made it" HAHAHHAHHAHa so cringe

>o-or BTC
>Anon, what do you talk about
>yea you know, crypto. LINK and BTC, i made it on biz
>Are you gonna pay or not?
>B-but CZ and the taiwanese saddle maker board made me rich. I own 3 yachts
>No idea what stupid internet money coins you talk about, I'm about to call security

IMAGINE ever trying to pay with crypto in real life hahahhahaha so CRINGE

>you can't

ahhahahhaha imagine how you just instantly signaled to all girls in the room to stay away