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I’m going to be worth $700,000,000 at 11pm EST tonight (after taxes and taking the lump sum). What’s the correct way to handle this kind of windfall? What steps should I take after I receive the payout? Serious answers only.

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Taking the lump sum, paying the taxes, and going straight to brokerage to put most of it into safe funds. Saving a little to buy 4chan, and to buy my current employer and make all my coworkers lives a living hell.

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Fellow ameriniggers, tonight’s power all will be 1.9 billion. At this point you could actually make it before EOY if you win. I sold some of my lunc to buy a stack of tickets.

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