/biz/ - Business & Finance

Listen, lads, I haven't got long. But I just got down from a hot air balloon ride (high up). Whilst I was up there I saw some ayyyyy lmaos.

One of them cranked down the window on their ufo and shouted this to me...

"Hey! Basically I'm from some galaxy far, far away senpai. I've just popped down to inform you that the Fed are now involved, and they're going to provide enough collateral to allow them to kick the can on this one. There's gonna be a slow run up to $800, then another stock split, then another run up to $800."

Not sure what to make of it all tbqhwyf.

Anyways, must dash.

Thanks me later.