/biz/ - Business & Finance

This thread sucks let's make fun of shit shows.
>white guy nearly-divorced dad office worker
>on way to work, news station talks about an individual suing Tesla for reparations because an exec's ancestors owned his ancestor
>sets legal presidence for blacks to look up their ancestors and sue white individuals if their ancestors enslaved theirs
>white guy starts getting harassed by loud angry black woman Sheniqua for 3 million in reparation
>his little girl asks him if they're racist
>his almost ex decides to finalize the divorce over it
>he loses his job
>he goes to some sort of hotel place where sued white dudes with ruined lives convene
>another white guy tells him they deserve it and it's for the best
>goes outside and shoots himself in the head
>time skip to white guy working as a waiter getting his wages garnished
>jubilant fancy restaurant full of black people
>happy music plays, the end