/biz/ - Business & Finance

>WHOA! THEY’RE GIVING THE FORMER CEO OF GOOGLE MY MONEY! GOOGLE GOOD, MUST MEAN CHAINLINK GOOD!!!

>>54904926
They are salty cuckolds holding heavy bags after 6 years.

Nobody wants to buy their premined shitcoin and they're mad about it

>>54886269
Listen up kiddo. Chainlink has always been a shitcoin like the rest. /biz/tards thought they had found le "secret hidden gem" back in 2017 and promised Ethereum style gains while they relentlessly shilled their shitcoin. They unironically believed their premined scam token printed out of thin air would have been used by the World Economic Forum to enforce the 4th IR.

The shilling was so intense that even OGs ended up gobbling their own delusions and hopium. After 6 years Link is trading at single digits, the only person who got rich was Sergey and OGs still haven't made it. The cherry on top of the cake is that it got outperformed by Bitcoin, Ethereum and most altcoins. Only salty bagholders and literal schizos are left holding heavy bags incapable of accepting reality.

>>54880439
2 more weeks my cuck marines
NEXO will collapse anyday now
Trust Sergey's plan!

Q

>>54856146
>>54856391
>>54856611
From a psychiatric perspective the word "cuckold" triggers Link marines so much because subconsciously they know it's their true nature. Imagine holding a premined erc-20 token with terrible tokenomics for 6 years hoping to make it just to see your pathetic bags getting outperformed by the entire market while you stake your measly tokens for bond tier gains (4% APY). The cherry on top of the cake is Sergey who stringed along the community while he made $500 million by dumping on gullible retail investors like you. The cuckold nature of the Link marine is an undeniable reality. As with every cult pointing out the truth is often uncomfortable for the cult members. But the truth is....Link marines are simply cuckolds.

>>54857968
you're a cuckold thoughwever

>>54805268
this but unironically

Linkies are so deranged they think people laughing at their shitcoin bags is actually some sort of 4D chess which means their shitcoin will pump soon (it won't lol)

>>54794970
Not reading that incel manifesto

>>54785308
the cukolds come up with a new catchphrase or boogeyman each week.

Now it's JUMP that's actually suppressing Link and is responsible for the shitty price action lol

>BASED SER GAY IS SO BASED

>>54742040
>you have to be a proud cuckold like me who jerks off to his portfolio losing sats and gweis while everything is mooning

>>54733738
His sissy cuckold bagholders are his bodyguards

>>54665528
>is guaranteed to moon at some point in the next few years
this is your mind on a cult

Chainlink is a token for C U C K O L D S

Imagine holding for 6 years a rank 24 premined ponzi kek

>>54640398
>DUUUUDE JUST ACCUMULATE FOR 20 YEARS LMAO

>>54547728
Fudders meme are funny and original

Chainlink Labs memes are made by pajeets
>cringe snail
>WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
>pay up

>>54547486
>my 2017 premined ponzi scheme will make me rich...in 2 more decades!

>>54498152
>MY RANK 25 SIX YEAR OLD SHITCOIN WILL MAGICALLY PUMP AND MAKE ME SO RICH...IN 2 MORE WEEKS!

>>54495021
SEVEN SIGNS YOU’RE IN THE CHAINLINK CULT

>1) A leader is the ultimate authority.
Sergey is the ultimate truth, anything he says is bound to happen even though most of the stuff he said was untrue and totally unrealistic

>2) The group suppresses skepticism and forbids criticism.
Any single person who dares criticize Link is a paid discord tranny, a Bulgarian employed by NEXO or a salty person who lost his stack on Bancor and Celsius.

>3)The group delegitimizes former members.
People who get out of the cult are called no-Linkers or swingies, they are often verbally attacked by the most fanatical Link marines

>4) The group is paranoid about the outside world.
Link marines legitimately believe there is a global Bulgarian conspiracy involving NEXO and Binance to suppress their rank 25 premined token. Nobody can explain why they would do that but they seem to be 100% convinced of this insane delusion

>5) The group relies on “shame” tactics to maintain conformity.
Any person who dares raise criticism is a potential “FUDDER”

>6) The leader considers himself above the law and moral standards.
Sergey dumped 140 million tokens and made roughly $500 million off retail investors but that’s apparently okay for Link marines.

>7) The leader uses different means to weaken the minds.
Sergey uses sleazy conman tactics to string along the community with SmartCon and other cringe Twitter memes after more than 6 years.

>He's clear, concise, authoritative, knowledgable and displaying it all in a non babble way, not too techy, and easy to follow for normies. hes also shilling LINK hard.

>What happened to him???? this is bullish as fuck.

>>54392637
>Based Sergey keep dumping on me

>>54320471
I bet you made so much money with Link...right? Lol

>>54320119
>eoy price predictions
$7 plus you're a cuck