/biz/ - Business & Finance

>can't get over 390
AHAHAHHAHAAHAH THE STATE OF MUMU

>>54141800

>bankruns are bullish
why didn't anybody tell me to fullport TQQQ friday close anons??

>>53969272
>Why is amzn rising when retail is expecting worsening numbers?
They're closing a bunch of retarded Amazon Go locations.

What's the bull thesis right now? Futures aren't looking to bright.

>>53358280
china won't invade taiwan because those bugmen don't know how to operate all the empty TSMC fabs they'll inherit

>>53302191
>Top bull can't afford Zoom subscription
Checks out.

>400 rejected

and now back to our regularly scheduled descent into hell, never to go back up ever again

>>52433862
He was. When he was still with us.

>>51536644

>>51535987
He said he expected strong volatility this year.

t-time in the....market b-beats....timing the market.....

>>51161819
Fuck that was classic lol

This is it. Come this week will be telling of what the rest of the year and possibly next year will be like. Every day will be a -2~4% red day for 365 days straight with no end in sight. Stocks will never go back up again. The concept of a bull market will be reduced to myth uttered from hobos mouths who long lost their minds to drugs and alcoholism.

SPYsisters...

>>50685404
>Hedgies are making fun of us on their Bloomberg Terminal messaging platform again

I'm getting bogged by McDonalds.

>>50491933
lol I thought it would be Apple or Tesla.

People will reference this crash instead of 2008.

>>50470872
RIP bro

>>50464357
>Flipping cars is unironically a thing now and not just boomers selling ancient Corvettes

>>50425604
>Nah 12K on the ccs didn't ask about the student loans. Not my problem
Oh. Yeah, that's fucked lmao. APR has to be half her age at least.

>>50422887
Don't tell them that, you idiot! They can trip circuit breakers at any time.

>>50311835
Damn bruh anyone tell you how much he lost?