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Nexidia was a fake job; NIA 1234 workunit about delete command caught in infinite loop was them trying to tell me that they thought it was weird I wasn't getting murdered. Elavon was a fake job, only offered to me for my enemies to defraud me with my willing complicity. Lexus Nexus was a fake job, only offered to me because it helps my enemies when I volunteer to let them defraud me. Exide was a fake job too, only offered to me because my enemies thought they'd be able to murder me in the office there. I had a job at Career Builder in for a week before I quickly got fired, but I think it's safe to say that was a fake job too. Ever since I got expelled from college with a fake student justice hearing, all of the other jobs I got were fake and meant to further the aims of those who got me expelled from college. Even though they say there's a shortage of women in IT, I was the only man working with five women at Nexidia, and my desk was a little kiddie desk that sat me between two ugly women's giant fat asses at their normal office cubicles. My boss at Elavon was Rhonda, who was probably Helene who was the one who got me expelled from college with her lies. My boss at Lexus Nexus was a woman, Cecilie. My boss at Exide was Sandy, pic related, but her boss was Helene meaning I was still working for the person who ruined my chance at a decent career by getting me expelled from college with her lies.

I have proven, to myself, that I will never be offered honest employment.