/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm not going to shill my coins because I hate you and you're a gay faggot, but projects stand out which have actual promise or application outside of crypto or independently of the BTC/ETH duopoly (fuck you LTC shill, digital silver is a retarded cope) and it isn't hard to find them.

I do believe anyone who REALLY REALLY WANTS TO JUST HELP YOU MAKE MONEY and shills his coin like the PRQ and GRT niggers are probably faggots who need bagholders.

>>25013098
>Be JPow
>Wake up
>Try to get out of bed with 6 to 9 naked women lying mentally and physically exhausted around your bed
>Drink your "Fed Irish coffee" which is five caffeine pills and a bottle of Burbon in the shower
>Open investing.com
>Look at the stock market
>Oh shit
>Open the Fed RH account to look for your brokers number
>"A hundred million SPY please."
>"L-Limit order or market?"
>Don't even reply and hang up
>America saved for another day

>>24785652
Now we need alternative timeline 0DTE horse bingo derivatives

>>24742857
>I just called my local food mission to volunteer tomorrow morning for 2 hours.
That's great.
I'd like to help too, but I'm lazy and having fixed dates and stuff is hard for me.

If it was summer I'd take the garbage sack and clean up the town a bit. That's more my stuff whenever I feel like being useful.