/biz/ - Business & Finance

Since all of you faggots seem to be lardass engineers or comp sci fucks who can't stop checking yout portfolios every 5 minutes I have a proposition.

You gotta be in shape if you wanna do coke off an IG thot's ass on a yacht. Roll for how you're gonna make it while you make it

>green ID you must do 10 push ups every time you check your portfolio and do another 10 if you're in the green
>red is same as above but for losses
>anything else, 25 push ups for each trade you make and every time you check your portfolio
>dubs is double the amount of push ups for the above
>trips is triple
>quads or more and you gotta get a gym membership