/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15522482
nuuuuuuuuuuuuu
that's too bad... neither of you have AAA?
Hmmm... shoveling might be your best bet, unless you've got a buddy with a winch.

>>15522544
Maybe... I don't know.
We should really be more outraged that we're in Afghanistan at all. And it sounds like we're going to push the info we have about the Saudi involvement in 9/11 under the rug again... they're such shitty "allies"

>>15522580
I own a share of MA, and I really wish I just bought a lot more MA and also V. Not sure how much more expensive it'd be than calls, but I think 20 years from now, you might be looking at a 10 bagger or some such.

>VIAB puts
oh god, my deep value stock!
fucking Cramer, sometimes he's so right, that I forget how often he's so wrong...
T-tune in to PlutoTV today!!

How do I get enough USD from the stonk market to buy one of these? I assume the Yakuza would be willing to part with her for a price.