/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57540639
Hello, it's me the CEO of Bitcoin & Chief Memelord

I hope this message finds you in good spirits and high on the potential of decentralized currency! Now, before you start reaching for your virtual pitchforks, I must apologize for a minor delay in our latest update. It seems even the mighty Bitcoin needs a coffee break every now and then. You know, just a quick recharge of its cryptographic batteries. Rest assured, our team is working harder than a miner chasing a block to get everything back on track. In the grand scheme of things, it's just a blip in the blockchain, but we understand that time in the crypto world is as precious as those elusive early morning alarm snoozes. Thanks for your patience, and remember, even Bitcoin has its "byte"-sized hiccups! Stay hodl and cheerful!

Can someone finally make a memecoin for all of us insiders that can just do a x1000

>>54825288
Don't know, don't care, the market is unpredictable and gay. All I care about is the fact that one bearish option spread made me more money than my 40 hour job last week and another one is 100% in the money to do the same this week.

IGNORE MARKETS, TRADE INDIVIDUAL STOCKS, MAXIMIZE LEVERAGE, JACK OFF TO ANIME TITTIES, AND BE PARASOCIAL WITH VTUBERS.

>>54497786
You're too powerful, they're gaslighting you away from your loved ones and assets - isn't it obvious?

What's you guy's mid-term play? Mine is SKYT

What's your guy's short-term play? Mine is NRDS

>>53229178
Forgot my pic

Follow the curve man
>men range from genius level to retard
>women sit right in the middle at walnut average retard. may not be nigger retard but almost all in the middle.
so you need to sell to retard men, ie redditors. funko pops, meme shirts (goto know your meme, find the latest and print shirts before anyone else. you would need to be fedora hat shirt made in like 2005.)
bonus points if you can get into nigger influencer gear. buy all the stock of limited nikes.
then sell middle retard shit to women. since you are probably an autist you will have no fashion sense. reddit is probably a good source here to. go to like female tik tok fashion or something and start branding before anyone else does.
Also call your etsy account for women, INFLUENCER. Something that will show women you are the king of the pussy. men use ebay, but the market is saturated in many chinese more autistic then you so you have homefield advantage. but for women use thread up and etsy. you also wont sell anything with women unless you are good at preaching:
i donate 1% to foundational nigger americans
i love the latest nature scare
literally just download tik tok and repeat verbatim what people say on your shop.

MY BODY IS READY

>>30082177
>less than B21
>less than B2.1
>less than B0.21
>red ID
>kek leaves nUt on his chin
>ledditspacing
at least you got dubs

FOR THE LAST TIME, HIS NAME IS GRINMAN, NOT COCKMONGLER

>>26955545
>BOXXY
>not Cracky
Begone newfag

>>21270963
come at me bro

>>20569801

>>19326756
>TFW the technical limitation of DeFi stopped this pump.
Keep in mind. We are not done yet guys.This will move up again one 1inch is back.

>>18669794
>on-demand correlation matrix dataset
hahahha ...shiiiieeet

EVERYBODY READY?

https://youtu.be/y28Diszaoo4

>>17342887
I'll mongle your cock faggot

>>17145865
100k staked for one month

when the fuck can i get a case...i come home every fucking day after work and just wanna see if i can earn some eth buy clicking buttons

WHAT THE FUCK NIGGERS

boys who do we hold accountable for this it looks like their whole team are fake bots on linkedin...

this shirt

>>16042262
WOW YOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL

YOU KNOW THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF REDDIT SPACING LOL

I HAVE BEEN DISCREDITED AS A DEFINITE NEWFAG

>>15616073
Forgot cockmongler.

Sold all my link. Bought Nano. AMA.

Those who speak to id or ego on an anonymous message board, clearly have little of substance to offer. These boards are for education and exchange, not knuckledragger type in groups.

Get the fuck off my board.