/biz/ - Business & Finance

I went all in on uvxy for 13.80 a share when the S&P VIX was at 26. Now I'm fucked. I seriously didn't expect us to be on perma pump mode despite daily negative economic news.

I keep wanting to put more of my IRA contributions into TECL and less into VONG, but I'm just too much of a bitch to do it.

Tell me there's no risk /biz/.

Fudders right now

I wish I had a pointed hairline like that, it's the true symbol of being a alpha CEO.

i-i'm hanging in there, dad.

>F

These bags are getting heavy lads...

Hey guys...just did the unthinkable and I have no idea what to do except to post here. I'm having a severe panic attack (never had one in my life), and when I found out what I did I almost couldn't breathe and my vision got blurry (also has never happened to me). I think would have fainted if my heart and mind weren't racing 200 miles an hour.

I tried the Dice game on Yobit for the first time, and instead of placing a bet of 0.xx ETH as I had intended, I placed it for 0.xx BTC. I didn't realize until I had emptied ALL of my BTC: 2.68. I had already made some really horrible decisions for the hard fork this month, and was feeling really desperate so I took a chance on this dice game. When I found out I drained my BTC, I bet my ETH and lost most of that too. I don't have words for how desperate I feel. I lost close to all of my life savings.

The only thing I can think of right now is hope there are some sympathetic people here (yes, on 4chan) that are feeling generous. Please, I'm this close to checking into a hospital...

BTC: 1Q58QvrpJDNAxrcvQ5swfctWrJQ7uokYr

ETH: 0xbfb8e268d7604559de2a4773e6e6dda4c134f39a

Thanks...

>>2464139
>I joined at round 3
I'm gonna hodl these bags of shit and just pretend I went to the casino and hit max-bet a few times on the "I LOVE LUCY" machine

>TFW got fired AGAIN
>TFW starting to run out of money because I used almost all of it to speculate on pennystocks

>Order gets cancelled because owner noticed his account was being used

>TFW used some cuck's amazon account to order 2 intel CPU's
>TFW order got cancelled and he noticed and changed his password

Why did he do this

>TFW you will never be a managing director of anything more than of your dicksucking sole proprietorship

>TFW parents are forcing me to pay rent now

How the fuck am I suppose to save and invest NOW?