/biz/ - Business & Finance

>have been wearing the same clothes for the past four years
>drive a 2004 corolla that I paid for in full
>never eat out, I only cook
>only drink water and the occasional liquor
>been using a jewgle nexus since forever, probably won't buy another phone until this one dies
>laptop is a /g/-tier meme chinkpad T400 that I bought for pennies on the dollar
>the only relatively expensive thing I own physically is my gaymen PC that's worth about $2000 now in upgrades because it's the only thing I willingly blow money on
>no debt, maxed out credit score, $60k in crypto, $10k in stocks, and a $10k emergency fund that just keeps getting bigger
>could probably just straight up stop working for quite a while and be fine unlike 99% of normies who would starve to death in a day
>only 21 years old
>parents think I'm some kind of secret drug lord just waiting for me to get v& when I show them my portfolios
At this rate I'll probably be able to practically retire at 30 especially when my baby boomer relatives start kicking the bucket and I get some of that sweet sweet old money.

Normies are just braindead consoomers who don't understand the simple concept of saving and investing.