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Found this pic on the internet, gold bars just seem like pure wealth.

A good delivery gold bar was worth $10000 in 1970. It is worth 800000$ in 2023.

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What do you reckon the size of the nose of the jew who chipped the corner off this good delivery?

>here's your coffee sir, that will be $4.95 please
>sure no problem! i'll pay with this big gold bar, thanks!
>um sir, we don't accept payment in big gold bars
>huh, why not? can't you just mint it down into smaller denominations and give me the change?
>unfortunately we don't have a gold minting press in this coffee shop, sir. i'm going to need payment in cash or you will be asked to leave the premises
>but... how come? don't you know gold is real money you fucking idiot? fuck you and your dumb coffee shop *throws big gold bar on the floor and storms off*
>uh, but sir can you take your big gold bar with you? we don't want it here
>keep it, this is the third time this has happened today, i can't buy shit with that big dumb shiny boomer rock.
>well, ok then... uh, what a freak. stacey, can you help me lift this big gold bar up so we can dump it in the skip outside?

>>54022756
What now Sheklestein?

>>53944460
Nah, you can sleep tight knowing you have a few big fat bars of gold. It will always be worth a lot. It doesn't have to make up a big part of your net worth, but it nice having a part of it that is very stable and don't fluctuate like stocks or the wellbeing of a company.
Then you can add luxury items, art and antiques.

>shitcoin shills on /pol/ again

fuck off faggots

Only the real matters. Fiat aint real. digifiat? Fuck yourselves

>>903331

>Pay off all debts (my own and my family's)
>Consult attorneys to determine who gets what
>Money gets split three ways between my parents, me, and my brother
>Purchase high dividend stocks
>Buy an apartment in Vancouver, BC to blend in with the hordes of Chinks living there.
>Purchase another apartment in Singapore or Hong Kong
>Set up an import/export business
>Buy "Good Delivery" gold bars for good measure