/biz/ - Business & Finance

>mfw Tesla is going to sub 100

>>19535700
>>19531275 (OP)
[YouTube] You May Want to Sit Down (embed)

THE MARKET WILL COLLAPSE! SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>19514946
$1M and a ticket to BANGKOK

>>19201246
I'm sorry bobo. We are going to 4k in 2021.

>>17195412
My goal is ~3,2M euro. I will hit that number when I turn 50 (with 8% ROI on my investments and 2k euro into stocks every month).

I might retire earlier or later but I'm not in a rush.

>post yfw you realise that DCA and passive index funds will make you rich af


Bought 2000 euro worth of SPY on monday - already up 2,7%..

>mfw I realised that the stock market is free money

Increase in stock prices = $$$
Decrease in stock prices = Cheaper stocks

29 years old with a stock portfolio worth 160k euro. Getting my yearly div next month: ~5k.

>>16956798
>NOT JUST GOING 100% GLOBAL PASSIVE INDEX FUND

Let me guess.. you also buy gold?

>>13073588
>mfw I rent my 2 spare rooms out and it covers all my housing costs + $300 a month.

Thank you rentcucks!

>>12670261
I'm not buying gold/silver or crypto

>>12647940
I forgot my face

>>9802025
>mfw investor guru

>>9068900
>mfw 1% interest rate and 100% increase in houseprices over the last 5 years


ye its a meme heh

>he FOMO'ed Verge ATH


HAHAHAHHAHAAH

>mfw sold all my altcoins when they all dropped
>red flag alert
>lost 10%
>now i can buy back with a 20-30% discount

Christmas arrived early this year :^)

>>5760291
>tfw 30kXLM-fish but still comfy af

>>5278140
>tfw bought 87k verge at 78 sats

>>4206546

>he bought coins in a PND where the owner is a poointheloo

>>4142454
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

>HE DIDNT BUY THE DIP

How fucking retarded can you be? Every time bitcoin dips you can get free money - Come on wagie? Do i have to tell you this? $4200 for one coin.

>>3432474
>Scandinavian :^)
>~$13k
>~$205k
>1 (my gf)
>~30
>cripplingdepression/10

>mfw people still hold litecoin

Litecoin will be less than $15 in a week.

>tfw 1M ripples deep

We drive da ferrari soon

>>1824069
>mfw 1.5% interest rate :^)

Free moneyyyyy. Might change it to a 2.5% 30 year. Keep renting cuck.