/biz/ - Business & Finance

>we don't hear from arkies anymore
Are any of you still alive?

I read that last ARK thread and immediately said to myself, i'm going to sit right down and tell this motherfucker exactly how i make my motherfucking gainz.
i forge a gigantic fucking block every four minutes. When im done i have an enormous throbbing balance in my wallet and at this point i generally take the first few feet of my cock out of my pants and fap because the sight is beautiful
Now i take some of my obscene profit and buy up the entire order book of fucking shitcoins like LINK, then I check biz to see shitcoin holding faggots get their hopes up. Then I dump my fucking bags for a fucking pittance because money is no fucking object to me. Check biz again to see all the pink wojaks and boo-hooing. At this point i collapse onto the floor and fuck a new hole into the hardwood of my kitchen because i just can't fucking stand the gorgeous sight of 9 figures then i stand up and i eat an entire fucking tuna worth of sushi, comped of course, the whole fcking thing including the fucking plate itself, without any utensils and then i go throw myself at the sex doll i have dressed up like Iris Heart and i literally fuck it until my neighbors call the cops.

Ark is Digibyte v2

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