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WHAT the fuck is it?
WHEN will it do whatever the fuck it does?
WHY would anyone use it over eth?
You FTM shills are pissing me off with your shitty spam threads, fucking sell me the pen.

COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy : >https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEAL DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1 or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - CHAD SPERM WHALE
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. Put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM.

SOON
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coom-coin

STACK COOM:
>2.1M CHAD SPERM WHALE
>1M to make it waifu prego
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck
Show me your big juicy loads, bulls

STACK COOM:
>2.1M CHAD SPERM WHALE
>1M to make it waifu prego
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck
Show me your big juicy load, bulls

>>21601491
STACK COOM:
>2.1M CHAD SPERM WHALE
>1M to make it waifu prego
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck
Show me your big juicy load, bulls

>>21604886
Show me your big juicy load, bull

Show me your loads, boys

Show me your loads, boys

Show me your loads, boys

I am new but i wanna get in on the coom train

so like, i have to buy ETH and then i can get COOM? is that right? and the ONLY site i can get coom is uniswap? ive heard bad scammy things about uniswap

if its easy for me to buy coom tho