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Imagine hiring two 10/10s for the sole purpose of sitting underneath your desk in complete silence for 8 hours and suck your cock while you trade, every single day.

50/50 between GRT and ROSE.

Haven't been comfier in years.

>Inb4 4 wallets controls 99% of the supply

It's the founders wallets, and they won't dump when the marketcap is a measly $30M, which is a 20x from now. They're already worth hundreds of millions from their athlete careers.
And you're not supposed to hold onto this garbage. You get in, ride it for the 10-20x due to normies FOMOing in because of celebs, and then get the fuck out.

>>29861558
>Only thing the artfag can do is resort to meaningless ad hominen with zero substance
Color me surprised

Went heavy into LMT and RTX the week after Biden won.

Here we go, baby. Time for some more wars.

I'm 33 now and I had been in constant relationships between age 15-30 with very small breaks where I was single. I've gotten to the point where I've realized that the freedom of being a moderately attractive, single, financially successful man in his 30s and 40s is life at its absolute peak. It really doesn't get any better than that.

I can travel when and wherever I want (at least before covid), and I can fuck pretty much whoever I want without feeling guilty about it.

>>29472648
>"TETHER IS A MASSIVE SCAM!!"
>Turns out the US government found out that Tether is currently backed by USD, but during a small time period in 2017 when Tether had no access to banking, they held no reserves to back tethers
>Case closed

I cashed out 10% of my folio and gave my ex-fiancee $200k after breaking up with her, so she could afford to buy her own place. It's the least I could do because I failed to follow through with the promise I gave her to marry her and start a family.

I didn't have to do that. She didn't even know I had that kind of money. Only me and the tax authorities knew.

How does 3 million dollars sound?

I got a transplant with some of my gains from 2017. Unironically one of the best investments I've ever made, considering my quality of life went up by a fuckton.

Unfortunately being a baldie takes 2-3 points off the attractiveness scale for 95% of men who don't have hypermasculine facial features, and those 2-3 are disatrous for men who were a 6/10 or lower before they even went bald.

>Haven't gone without sex for more than 5 consecutive days since Dubya was president
>Broke up with my fiancee last week and it actually feels good to let my dick rest

Why didn't you incels tell me this before?

>Bought OGN 2 days ago
>Dumped all my bags at $0.53

>>27811108
Can't crash when we can just turn up the speed on the moneyprinter (real economic advisors to the US government really says this)

>>27631925

>>27475896
>In at $125 during the dip from $500
>Out at $316 during the bounce
I beat the smallhats and the berniebros, dad.

>VIX down as the market anticipates major selloff in GME
>GME manages to hold with only a small 10-15% dip
>VIX shoots back up almost 10%
I was contemplating offloading half my position, but because of the markets reaction I'm going to hold on to it.

THANK YOU, JEWISH BROKERAGES AND THE SEC, FOR RUINING THE LIVES OF COUNTLESS RETAIL INVESTORS JUST SO YOU COULD HELP OUT YOUR FELLOW JEWISH HEDGE FUNDS WHO MADE A BAD TRADE

I've got a few buy orders spread out between $120 and $225. If it drops down and lets me get in on the fun, I'm happy. If it doesn't and it keeps skyrocketing, I'm also happy.

Got my Tesla short in at $810.

Wish me luck boys.