/biz/ - Business & Finance

"You know, I'm not a big fan of technology. You just read my works and you know. But after years of getting letters from these "anonymous" people that post on some hitler worship board on some chinese cartoon website they slowly made me realize the connection of technological society being a good thing but ruined by some group of long nose people, In a way we learned a lot from each other me and these internet frog people. Well, I get some visit some weirdo with weird hairstyle, talks to me how technology can be used to fulfill the vision of a society without these long nose people and their pets, as he connected them to people with surrogate activities, as he said he was a fan of my works. He said he needed a math dude. I jumped out of my seat, did a nazi salute. I couldnt believe it. The internet frog people and this guy with weirdass hair convinced me of technology being useful and good".
- uncle ted

"I'm kicking back watching CNN and my homie don lemon is on. Some dude calls me, I notice its some CIA dude, karp. Hey, hows it going karp? "Listen up half coon octaroon, you see those monkeys acting up over floyd" Damn right brother, gettin' tired of these fullbreds acting up, whats the plan einstein? "You tell that senile asswrinkleface to rev up those prisons once hes in the white house, I got big plans and need you drone strike the porchmonkey nests, we can start with baltimore, I wanna see my software scoop up these shits when they go scrambling and see if we can hit them before they swing a trash can at a sneaker shop, this is gonna be like good ol' times when freddy gray got clapped" Damn right brother, lets get these real dark n*ggers for real this time"
-Barack obama