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The weekly MACD is crossing into the green for the 5th time since the sneeze. Will this run up be controllable or are we all getting molasses cookies for Christmas?

>>51351955
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Such a normal crash before earnings too! Nice and linear, that might cost someone ~$600,000,000 to achieve. Kekw

Last Friday
>Call Fidelity
>Ask to DRS XXX shares
>"It seems like that system is down, let me look into it"
>Listen to 4-5 on hold songs, maybe 15 minutes later
>"Some of your recent funds have to settle so I'll put in the request and have it scheduled for Monday"

Monday
>Call Fidelity
>"I would like to check the status of my recent DRS transfer"
>"Hello sir, it looks like the funds will have to settle today so it should go out tomorrow instead"
>"Okay, thanks for letting me know"

Today
>Call Fidelity
>"Hello, I would like to check the status of my recent DRS request for XXX shares"
>"I'm happy to look into that for you sir"
>Woman is really pleasant and easy going
>"Can I put you on a brief hold while I check up on this?"
>15 minutes pass
>"Hello sir, thank you for holding, th-that request was canceled"
>Her whole demeanor has changed, almost sounds guilty
>Pleasantly inquire why and she is not sure
>"But I can help you with that today. You account looks fine on my end so it should process right away. You said you wanted to DRS XXX shares sir"?
>"Let's go ahead and make it XXX + 100".
>"o-okay sir... again I'm really sorry about that. Here is your confirmation number"

These poor souls. The customer service people at Fidelity were normally good. I'm really curious who they get on the line while I'm on hold. Either way I think my molasses cookies are almost done. Hope you brought your appetites.

One day when you're a rich man you will eat a MOLASSES cookie and remember these threads. Never forget that I love every single one of you.

GMErica announcement tomorrow

Dubs and we get molasses tomorrow

>Check em