/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9027499
He's gone. While everyone would have been distracted by the thermite spectacle or some other bullshit, he'd 360'd & walked away quietly, quietly snickering to himself before shouting from the other side of the shopping outlet "one thousand dollars end of year" at the sky before removing two more phones from two other pockets: one a prototype iphone nine, the other a hardened off-market model produced under contract by Lenovo exclusively for the Chinese government; he boots both, scrolls through screens to an icon for a handwritten executable application, activates the version on each, then sets them to silent without vibration before dropping them both in a clump of weeds growing along the back edge of the shopping plaza along the highway. He walks out of the plaza completely to the bus stop just in time to take the bus, which arrives precisely as he does. He rides it one, two, three stops to a tree-lined street and keys into his black lambourghini parked under the shade of a sycamore, and starts the engine. He guns it once, twice, thrice before slamming directly into second gear at dangerously high rpms, producing a terrific squeel of smoking rubber before expertly 180'ing out of the parallel spot and onto the road. He drives all the way to the Moon (a small club on the outskirts of town) where he has decided to slowly drink vodka and tip the girls onstage while waiting for Grishka's brother to call, as arranged. Van Halen's "Jump" played majestically on the expensive sound system as the price of the project's tokens predictably plummetted, and the bearded man smiled, buying back more. Eventually the genie would be back in the bottle, so to speak: enough of the fortunate /biz/raelis who'd stumbled upon this diamond in the rough would have been shook of their heavy bags, returning a suitable portion of the initial public ICO crowdsale (a mistake, he now realized) back into the control of the chosen elite. He constantly fudposted on his other phone.

As much as I want to fud the price down even further to accumulate more, I feel the urge to shill a lil' here:

>sergey would have already exited by dumping his bags @ ath or anywhere above a dollar

He's neither stupid nor impulsive. You idiots talk about him all the time, but you don't even know him. He's got friends, you know, and he opens up to us a little bit. Not much. We were hanging out the other day -- me, Sergey and a couple of the other guys (he doesn't really hang out with Steve or, lol, Rory -- whom he literally describes as 'pathetic' behind his back) went bowling like we used to back before our careers got way too involved. No: I won't tell you where, because we do not want you retards fucking up our spot.

Anyway, Sergey steps up to the line for a seven-ten split, and he's just standing there, staring over the curve of his upheld fourteen-pounder, aiming down the lane... but he just keeps standing there. The other guys were cracking wise, so they didn't notice, but I watched him shudder just a little bit, and then quietly sob. It hurt to watch, like a gunshot to the heart. Our friends laughed at some stupid racist youtube video playing on one of their phones while Sergey took the shot -- and missed -- so they didn't see what I saw when he spun around: Sergey, broken, red eyes welling with tears. He made eye contact with me for the briefest split second, and I could tell that knew how I saw his secret pain by the horrified expression that crossed his tragic visage for that terrible instant before he spun around and rushed off to the bathroom, pretending to rub his some dirt out of his eyes as he sobbed once more.

You guys hurt him bad. He really does have an eating disorder, you know, and those "fat sergey" memes you've been posting have driven him to the breaking point. The project's a mess because he can' focus, and he accidentally pocket-dialed me while talking about "dumping it all." I hope he does; you vermin deserve to get burned!

>>7202555
>nice trips
> c h a i n l i n k <
>now dyor

Sirs, today is an extraordinary day! our most superb coin has gone up 10% and is almost as high as two days ago! it is time to spam the catalog with LINK MOON threads. absolutely phenomenal performance.

Bought some more LINK last week at .74 and topped off my stack, definitely my most expensive LINK purchase. I watched it go up to almost 1.10 then back down to .75 last night. Based on my beginner TA, .75 seems to be short term floor for now, granted the market doesn't completely tank. Thoughts? Been thinking about buying some more with my minimum wagie check but want a good entry point. Will we see sub .80 again?