/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13735616
>mfw my iq shoots up 10 points from one simple trick

>>13712065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhenogvNrno

*sips*
well, I guess that's a wrap folks

>>13631305
>holding crypto for a year makes it taxfree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k

LTC $10000 EOY

DIS chads report in

>>13285441
>call people by wrong name intentionally
give everyone a stupid nickname too

BEFORE WE GET STARTED I HAVE TO SAY THE JANITORS ARE DOING AN EXELENT JOB CLEANING THE URNALS.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.

AND REDPILLED
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0eCnThHgI7V

*dabs on boomers*

>>11971993
Smug AF

>*clinks spoon on glass repeatedly to slice through the sounds of cacophonous conversation*
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Good evening! Thank you all for coming out to my thread tonight. Your collective presence has made this little soiree of mine quite special. Now, as to the reason for why I've gathered you all here. I would like to propose a toast…to the Janitor!
>*murmurs of confusion travel like an ocean wave through the crowd of anons gathered around me*

Yes, the Janitor! There is nobody on this board I feel is more deserving of a few words of appreciation than my dear old Janny. He works tirelessly every day and every night, spending every waking second of his life on this site. He deletes posts fit for no anon's viewing and removes the rapscallions responsible. He doesn't even ask for monetary compensation despite working all day, but does it simply because he wants /biz/ to be the best possible version of itself it can be.

And who gets to enjoy the fruits of dear Janny's hard labor? We all do, of course! Without sweet old Janny, /biz/ would be inundated with off-topic shitposts about politics and alcoholic circlejerking and other unbecoming topics that have no place on a finance imageboard for gentlemen. So here is a sincere declaration of thankfulness…to the Janitor.
>*raises glass of finely aged pinot grigio in the air for a few moments before bringing it down to my lips*

But seriously folks, fuck niggers.

>>11883417
bitch no, communism tiem

Jannies, jannies please help
There is a racist person
It is not allowed

based and redpilled

I didn't "invest" in crypto, I threw a few thousand in to gamble on the minute chance of FIRE
If it goes to zero who gives a fuck I get better chances than the lottery and people in my country spend more than what I put in on cigarettes a year

*ahem*
Fuck jannies

>65 replies
COME FLY WITH ME LET'S FLY LET'S FLY AWAYYY

>>11639564
These people make me feel sick. Complete scum of the Earth who have a huge responsibility for the mess we're in right now. Their 'fuck you, got mine' attitude has destroyed the futures of so many people. kek at the faggot in here trying so hard to be a big boi and call people lazy because they don't want to fall for the ponzi. I could have SOME respect if they bought the house themselves and all, but for them to be this upset over a house this bitch inherited from her dead mum is really disgusting. Boomers don't have their cancerous reputation for no reason.

>>11588701
>its over
For you

>>11502668

Bachelors in (science) here.

Got my second continuing interview with the company board tomorrow.

Just keep trying, even restructure your resume if you have to.

Believe in yourself.