/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>6348155
>pay him 0.0000001 req to move my car.
>Call up a private helicopter receive an invoice of payment while it appears on the horizon
>tap "pay 0.0001 req"
>helicopter lands
>"hello mr. president your hoes are waiting for you on the second floor."
>go up to the second floor of my first class helicopter, fuck three hoes at once.
>"oh black dynamite your so ferrous in bed"
>"Thats right cracker girl, I'm still pent up from trading crypto and not jerking off for 3 years"
>gobbles on my cock, we take off to my personal country.
>mfw

>>6126754
Now think about what you said, apply it to those low market cap coins that /biz/ always tells you to buy.