/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55519023
You can’t lose what was never yours

>>30076524
it's the first step towards freedom and enlightenment.

anons, through my crypto journey i have developed my senses, spirituality and mind to handle the crazy swings. are you a pink wojack with paper hands that cry and weep over whale dumps? do portfolio drops ruin your week and mental health? join me and run the following program for spiritual freeedom

ITT i’ll teach you how one remains zen through swings. My swings ranged from 200k holding out to a drop to 59k before rebounding.

1. We admitted we were powerless over swings—that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a kek could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of kek as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to kek, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have kek remove all these defects of character.
7 Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8 Made a list of all pajeets, normies we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9 Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10 Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11 Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with kek, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to bizfags, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

>>26022480
yes for $5.16. Now I wait for the inevitable crash so I can scoop some cheap UNI

>>25695786
No

>>25616512
patience

>None of the youtubers that post about crypto have been kidnapped
>None of the normies on twitter who tweet about crypto have been tortured

Nothing is going to happen. Maybe you'll get a few more pajeet emails than usual. In a week you won't even think about this shit ever again.