/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50183313
>>50183276
All these berberoids will look like potatoes with the face of Mario before 30.
I know because i made the mistake of wifeing one.

>>50054627
Doesn't sound like a really virtuous nor sustainable modele when 80% of society larp as working while doing strictly nothing of value and dab on the few ppl left who keep this shitshow alive.
You are so corrupted and nihilistic you fail to see how pathetic and disgusting this entire situation is. The "low level" wagies are literally the only ones keeping this masquerade alive. The minute they figure this out, all the do nothing larpers like us will be in deep trouble. You need to learn some humility.

What's with all the newfriends today? Is it finally happening? Someone want my bags?

>>26536274
Rate my portfolio on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being cringe, 10 being based)

ABML
AMC
BB
CCIV
NOK

>>26362788
It literally only goes up lmao. Next stop, $10.

Any thoughts on the Stellantis debut tomorrow? 4th biggest car producer. Could be some nice dosh to be earned

Henlo frens
New kid around the block here, today i made my first purchase : 20oz of maples. I bet it's not much compared to you guys, but my goal is to reach 100oz before summer. Still learning about PMs, /pmg/ seems to be super comfy, mind if i take a seat?

>>25206564
It doesn't help them in the slightest to have less wallets circulating, stop with the non-medication.

>>22963666
>demonstrating to the whole world you are a whore
>smart
It's funny because they don't even figure what they did wrong until it's too late. Imagine your coworkers sharing this behind your back and laughing at you, your father being beyond ashamed, potential mates only considering you as a hole and 95% of the guys not even trying to mate you anymore simply because they don't fulfill your meme "criteria".
All this because you thought it would make laugh your cool wine aunt.
Pathetic and kinda sad.

Niggers not welcome to the yatch party, sorry.

Would any of you like to bid on the options I took out to fuck the janny's mother?

Let's start the bidding at $1

>>18819892
chink flu is pure fake (((news))), no doubt about it since weeks now for anyone who've done their homework.
The real spoopy question is : why do the illuminakikes want so hard to crash the economy with no survivors?
The answer wont please most of you.

Should I sell my JPM puts at a small loss.
I don't see it tanking anymore

>>17726001
Because this is the era of nu/s o y biz comrade. Long gone are the days and anons of 2015-2017. The majority of people here now come from facebook and reddit and not other parts of this shithole. For smart anons this panic has been a great blessing and allows for more accumulation, swinging and shorting before the future pump. After said pump this board will deteriorate even further and no amount of flags or jannies will ever make it recover.

>>17502185
Market was/is mostly concerned about the hit to production in China and the potential for serious enough international spread to affect production in other important countries. Secondly, market is terrified about bad earnings from blue chips this spring. These are temporary setbacks though and not necessarily sufficient to fuel further market bearishness. The typical bear tendency this week has been to tack on all the other recession theories in a claim it's all happening now, or Corona is just an excuse. Yield inversion is a concern but GDP and inflation numbers are still reasonable. There is no reason to assume debt bubble has started to burst. Ditto student loans, housing market, etc.

inb4 armageddon posts insisting it's all habbening now, worst crash since the 30's, whatever

>>17404622
Sorry I'm late, traffic was crazy. Did I miss the speech?

If you make less than 60K a year and still wear a suit to work you have been sold a fantasy of success that is being used to suppress your wages, much like a young inner city negro getting conned into assuming all of the risks inherent to a drug deal while only receiving a nominal share of the payout in return.

Realistically speaking, if a correction does happen. Will you guys sell stocks or will you try to ride it out?

>>17011057

Wait so I need to pay a 35% tax on crypto if I ever cash out?

biz frens report in!

/biz/ how do I find partners to work on projects with? Currently I develop software (desktop/mobile) but just my skill alone isn't profitable. I don't look forward to trying to sift through the crowd of people who have the mindset of "just make an app bro and get rich" or "bro I have this great idea for a game we can make" without thinking about the long term. That is, people whose only end goal is developing one extravagant product and stopping, rather than people who have a mindset of always building something and not dreaming about creating what is beyond their skill level. Basically, how to find conscientious, level headed entrepreneurs, artists, musicians, marketeers, etc to collaborate with?

I'm scared of this nonstop growth bros

I feel like now that I've put a few grand in the stock market that everything is going to crash

Good job senpai I quit last year and it's the best decision I've ever made in my life. I wish I could go back in time and force myself to quit earlier. It was fun for like a year in the dorms with my buddies but after we moved out and got an apartment there was no more thrill of going outside and avoiding security guards to smoke weed. We had a steady dealer and didn't have to go out on the town to find a plug every weekend.

I had the most fun I'd had in my life the first year I smoked weed and made many friends through just being a stoner. This was a godsend for me as I had no friends in high school and was always too awkward to socialize. When everyone around me was baked I didn't feel anxious at all and I used this as a crutch for many years which resulted in me wasting a large part of my 20s doing nothing but playing videogames I couldn't remember playing a week later and watching nature documentaries with friends I had nothing in common with outside of smoking a plant

Now I'm sober and a little less miserable and trying to find my little slice of happiness in this world all by myself without Mary Jane and alcohol