/biz/ - Business & Finance

This my market, man. The market man says I'm manipulating the market. I manipulate the market everytime I buy. They short when I buy and I consider a gift. I manipulate the market, I manipulate the market maker. The market is made in my image. I post on the internet just so they can pay india to fud me. I single handedly raised India's gdp by 420%. They used to shit wherever they walked, thanks to me they have designated streets. I paid for trains. My time is money, now I'm bout right this donation off on my taxes. Except I don't pay taxes. Taxes pay me. When they do, they call it a GME. I'm bout audit the IRS, they've been cheating me out of my money.

Fud don't mean nothin to me man. They call the stock market "gambling", so I must be the house. I'm acat, but I'll take a shit through my purple anus on your front yard. I make billionaires jump out their windows into my safety net, because I want them to do it again but like they fucking mean it. They're gonna rename it "splat street" when I'm done with it. My stock has no value because it has infinite value, it's everything and nothing at the same time. Holocaust 2? Nah man, I'm doing the Holocaust 1! Call me Super Mario because I'm cleaning out these tunnels. Call me Super Mario because I'm serving eviction notices in these tunnels.

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>He doesn't even remember who he is
And that, ladies and /gme/ntlemen, that's how I know that the man who I speak with, really is him.
>I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE. >CAN YOU REMIND ME?
>YOU CAN'T TRUST ME.
>I CAN'T EVEN TRUST MYSELF.