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>only the low IQ and the geniuses get rich the midwits are sidelined

LINK IS GOING UNDER $20, YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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LINK HAS GONE UNDER $20, HOLY SHIT, LINKIES WERE LOSING THEIR MIND THINKING IT WAS GOING TO $21 BUT INSTEAD ITS GOING TO $15.

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>ETF main audience is boomers because everyone else already bought
>implying when boomers see this clusterfvck they will feel any confidence in buying your bags

LINK ALWAYS DUMPS WHEN BARELY BREAKING THROUGH RESISTANCE, TALK ABOUT A COMPLETE SHIT COIN

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LINKIES LITERALLY CAN'T SELL AS THEIR PRECIOUS COIN GOES TO $5 BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ARE LOCKED IN STAKING

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LINK CANT EVEN HOLD $15 AS BTC HITS NEW 2023 HIGHS

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>BRO SWIFT, STAKING, CCIP (NO USERS BTW, REVENUE USUALLY NON-EXISTENT), DTCC (NOT ACTUALLY USING ANY PRODUCTS)
>$15

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LINK CAN'T FILL ITS V0.2 STAKING POOL

>in b4, dude just wait for early access, dude priority migration just started

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I JUST DID THE TA AND IT LOOKS LIKE ITS CONFIRMED, LINK IS GOING BACK TO $7. YOU STUPID IDIOTS THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE, YOU'RE NOT.

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ITS FUCKING OVER YOUR LINK CHUDS, JUST FUCKING SELL, STUPID DUMB FUCKS

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LINK IS GOING TO $13 TONIGHT

WHAT A PUMP

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LINK HAS FALLEN BELOW $15, OHH LINKIEEEEEEEEE

ITS LITERALLY OVER FOR LINKIES, THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO $100

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LINK IS DUMPING HARD

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>be Chainlink
>volume falling at a rate never seen before
>can't break resistance

IMAGINE STILL HOLDING AND NOT SELLING AT THIS POINT AFTER BEING GIVEN ONE MORE CHANCE TO SELL BEFORE $2

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Another bull run? Have you seen interest rates? KEK

>>54881870
Bitcoin is hedging right fucking now. Check the chart.

You guys thought we were going to go past $24k.

>>53449769
>low skilled low wage workers who can almost never close the fucking burrito properly

>>53407222
imagine completely ignoring fundamentals and wacking your dick off to fake and gay TA porn all day. i mean seriously, just stop and think for one fucking second you massive tard.

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get fucked mumu

He/They FELL FOR ANOTHER DEADCAT BOUNCE

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BOBROS REPORT IN TO LAUGH AT /BIZ/-LETS WHO ARE STILL HOLDING

LINKies are unironically calling this a pump