/biz/ - Business & Finance

When the FUCK is alt season

So these Melvin/Citron goblins have contracts with other institutions where they have to return shares they borrowed...

If they are "friendly" with those people from whom they're borrowing, could they just say "hey, let us give you $1B instead of GME stocks and we'll call it even." Assuming they're all (((kinfolk))), I imagine this would be really delightful to do so that they can get the last laugh.

Then they'll watch all the bagholders seethe from their penthouses. Is this a possibility? Why or why not?

I think we have a unique opportunity, please hear me out.

We all know reddit is full of cringey faggots, but I think many of them are starting to turn on (((Wall Street))) in a big way. And what do Reddit faggots love more than Harry Potter?

People have argued that Harry Potter is an analogy of Nazi Germany and that Voldemort, aka "He Who Must Not Be Named" is Hitler. But who really is our evil overlord who cannot be named? It's not Hitler. Look at pic related, these ugly miserly goblins that run the banks in Harry Potter. Look at Harry Potter, a dark haired, unlikely hero who takes on the most evil, powerful force in the world...WHOSE NAME PEOPLE ARE AFRAID TO UTTER.

We have the power of memes to meme ourselves as Wizards (veritable MEME MAGICIANS) and we can become the Harry Potters and Hermoine Grangers that fight against THEY WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED: The evil Voldemorts that run our financial system and banking industry.

>>26209115
Nice try IRS

>>25983203
>Welcome to Shekelstein's Bank Mr. Anon, what can we do for you?
>Yeah I'd like to long 100x on this pajeet shitcoin that's about to explode!
>Why certainly Mr Anon!

should i blow my dry powder on this dip

Trifecta to make it for the 2020 newfags:
- XSN, dex of the future, more likely to x100 than chainlink (even though I believe in the 1000$ EOY) - Long term hold (years to forever because of neet nodes).
- SXP, binance debit card, will be shilled a lot and normies will get in, unironically next TRON gain wise. - good long term but for me it's medium term hold (months).
- MCDEX, a great 1 month hold, with the defi hysteria that's going on and about to go on, this one has a low market cap, and the linear supply dilution keeps it from mooning violently but the price increases every single day, now is a good entry since it's been crabbing for a while, riskier hold than SXP or XSN (xsn is almost guaranteed to moon), but the low market cap makes it the best one of this list for an easy x5 so you can buy into something with a higher mc later.
And of course:
- LINK: been a linky since 2017, nothing to say about it obviously, but will be a long time before it does a x100, and some of you faggots need to get decent stacks, 100 link isn't a stack, so you need to buy shitcoins first to afford a 10k link stack to make it, and who knows maybe you'll make it in shitcoins.
Also:
- AMPL seems like the future of crypto but too salty to buy in it since I saw it shilled at 1 million $ marketcap and didn't get in, if I bought in I would've done a x300.

So Basically I am Mining AMPL every night after the rebase just for holding ?

By gains and risk
LINK: new ETH
XSN: new XRB
RLC: new ANT (if they announce amazone)
AMPL: new XRP
Next bull has been prepped, open your buttcheeks pajeets

Daily reminder that money will destroy your soul and you're almost all on the wrong path in life that you will bitterly regret

>>20167710
>>20167792

Here's one from a couple days ago.

https://www.ft.com/content/c768ef03-6695-45b4-b282-f73843f41543?fbclid=IwAR2GD3gLe5YwbHhM_A3Z3Q6fZRBG9e7VfITxVjVFNHvDMxopURC_fINNkwk

DMM SHILLS PLS COME HERE TELL ME I'LL MAKE IT WITH 49K DMG
YOU WERE EVERYWHERE YESTERDAY SO NOW I NEED THE HOPIUM DON'T YOU DARE DISAPPEAR

Banks make money off of interest arbitrage, and they've successfully propagated the meme that you should measure your success by the size of your bank account, and not your total networth.
You should be boasting about the size of your investment portfolio (stocks, bonds, real estate, shiny rocks, etc), not how much money you have earning interest for Shekleberg & Sons Bank.

>>16927416
capitalism and communism are two sides of the same shekel

>>16903383
Jews.

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