/biz/ - Business & Finance

I can't wait to buy a house, seriously. That is the very first thing I am doing the moment T+2 happens on my money

>Hello, I would like to buy a house
>Sure, which one
>The one on XYZ street, listed by you on XYZ site
>Oh ok, are you looking to mortgage or on chain?
>No cash. I want to buy this, on my debit card if possible. I have 2.5% cashback on it.
>Thats unusual sir
>Yes, but proceed with all the survey and crap you need to do. I want to be moved in by the end of the week. There's a bonus in it for you if you can do it by Thursday.
>YES SIR!

Something along those lines I imagine.