/biz/ - Business & Finance

What? Tell you more about the Bonkening? Heck, where should I start? Crypto historians differ as to when the Bonkening actually started, of course, it's something we'll probably never really know. All observers do agree that the Coinbase listing sent Bonk into the statosphere and made a lot of crypto holders, especially "Big BTC Whales" very mad. Of course, they scoffed at first. What the fuck is this? A fucking solana dogcoin doing 10% of our daily volume? The fuck is going on?? Fuck I better buy some. The shear fucking insanity of it was glorious. Some of them resorted to sending bullying attacks out once a day, trying to get weak willed anons to sell their Bonks "at a discount". Attacks tended to generally last between 1 and 2 hours. They were like the cylons sending attacks every day for 1-2 hours. No, really, I kid you not. No, the remake one. Yes, the one with the fit blonde bird. Oh where was I? Ah yes, the "Cylon attacks" as they become know as within the Bonk community. They really were tediously predictable. You learned to sense them just beginning, and could always do a cheeky meme attack. Muh ordinals.

I have barely slept in 3 days..

LRC
GRT
ETH
couple hundred bucks in ADOGE, MATIC and ANKR
why yes I'm an unemployed loser living with his parents on the verge of becoming homeless, why no I don't even care anymore

I am shorting real estate. Wish me luck bros.

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Teenage communists browzing biz tonight.
Nigger nigger faggot dead indian capitalism white culture nuclear families
Now go away

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