/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's easier to make one million dollars than to get a girlfriend in 2024. I say this from the bottom of my heart as someone who made it in crypto and has never had a girlfriend.

I would give all my crypto just to have the woman I lost.

I'm a cryptocel (incel who buys crypto).

TikTok made a bunch of normies millionaire.

What is the next pepe? Don't say WOJAK that shit already rugged.

I rewatch the Wolf of Wall Street everytime Bitcoin pumps.

Been putting all my spare money in crypto since 2018 and I am still not rich.

Mom once asked me if I am even human.

Just got told I am one of the best employees of the company even though I'm wfh and barely putting in ANY effort.
What the fuck are other people doing? I literally work like 3 hours a day.

I genuinely believe crypto is going to change the world as we know it and I think most people do not realize it.

I`m ugly.

>30 ETH stack
>have 12k debt that I refuse to pay until ETH goes up more

Give it to me straight bros. What am I in for?
Am I gonna make it?
Been putting all my paychecks into ETH for a while now and this was what I could accumulate.

>normies still wondering whether or not censorship resistant, electronic cross border transactions are a scam

They won't buy until BTC hits 100k, will they?

>>53357881
Made 740k last bull run, not a millionaire but close. No gf in sight, girls literally are repulsed by me.

>tfw survived the bear
We're going to be rich, aren't we?

I was supposed to be rich by now. I bought in 2018.

2 weeks into wfh and i haven't done anything yet except participate in meetings
feeling a bit worried

I suspect that I'm ugly.
How to profit from this?

>pre-futures

uhhh guys WTFWT

>Ethereum about to make a triple halvening
>people still buying

Have fun selling at $600 after the merge, retards.

browsing /biz/ made me more money than what I got from 5 years of university

Op. To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.

I would do it for free tbhon.

I buyed.