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*on /biz/ and Stocktwits*

>sorry honey, I know it’s our anniversary dinner but I’m doing research and analyzing the balance sheet of several companies to see which stocks and options im gonna play for this week

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>>20930458
just get the cheapest, week out OTM calls on tech, Jerome Powell makes sure they always print. This is so easy, why didn't no one tell me playing the stock market was this easy? I'm already teaching my parents and my girlfriend as well, they are up alot as well. If I'm not confident in my position, I start hyping the company on twitter and stocktwits

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>sorry babe, give me a second, I’m on 4chan shitposting

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>here babe, I made you a robinhood account and enabled margin so you can trade options, all you have to do is go all in calls, try to pick the cheapest options so you can buy more, pick them a week out with the highest strike price so you can win more, stocks only go up, the government is printing a lot of money to keep stocks high so there’s no way we can lose

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>28

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>Farewell, brother

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>>17119015
i appreciate this post and im sorry you had one retard respond, EW is chad TA

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>I don't know what it does but I'm market buying 100,000 Chainlink right now

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>hold on babe, just gonna open a short real quick for the new year's crash

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>>16047747
>he doesn't have a job
>he doesn't have an EXPENSIVE apartment
>he isn't a theoretical physicist
>he doesn't have a girlfriend
>he's of low status
>he's not rich
>he's not handsome
>he's not alpha
Hmm, I think that's just you OP. All the rest of us fit the bill. Pic related, me and my gf.

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>So I just market sell all of this Chainlink? Damn, wish I didn't buy at $4.34 but sometimes you gotta know when to walk away from a bad investment. Life goes on.

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>>14683577

Who?

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>So I just hit market sell? There. Done. That was easy. Now to catch this bitcoin rise.

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>hold on babe there's this mexican guy shilling this one token called link so i'm moving all my btc over into link to fomo in at ATH

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>Hold on babe LINK's pumping and I need to buy more at ATH

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