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Non burger here (laws here a lax and most complaints lead nowhere). How to I take revenge, financially speaking?
A week ago, a professor at my gfs uni somehow got her number and started texting her. At first, he spoke with a “““friendly””” tone saying stuff like “the exam is going to be easy” and “I’ll be after class in my office if you need any help”, however things quickly escalated, and he started pushing for other things. He sent her texts during the weekend and even invited her to his place for some drinks, he also threatened her with texts like “If you tell anyone there is going to be trouble”. My gf politely declined.
Fast forward to yesterday (the day of the exam) and the professor fails her with some bullshit excuse, even the professor’s assistant told him that it was unfair since the exam was almost perfect. Now, because of this my gf won’t be able to graduate since this was her last exam.
I was thinking in messing with his car, but the faggot takes the train. Any ideas?
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>>52627666
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>having sex
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>>52533429
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>>52533509
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>>52480781
>ca

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>>52471204
The funniest argument's I've seen here and in the general sphere is
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>>52369051
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>>52304923
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