/biz/ - Business & Finance

/newbizfag/ here.

I have been actively trying to change my life for the better for the past year or so after hitting a bad spot in my life, so far I've done well in my changes. One thing on my bucketlist is 'investing'.

Something I planned on trying/doing when I was financially stable.

So anons, I'm looking for something simple to invest in. I'd love to get into coins but I fear that they are way to complicated for me. I was thinking stocks, but even then those look fucking complicated.

tl;dr : brainlet looking to invest into something simple and not to expensive, something to chuck %10 of income into.

>>4295114
>scam somebody out of their knife on csgo
>feel bad, thinking of giving it back to him
>he starts making angry posts on my profile and calling me a faggot
>don't feel guilty anymore

>>3319859
>latest one is @Lizalula570 who lost 154,500 DGB

Imagine being some slav hacker. You put your entire life into ripping people off with your computer. It's time for the grand heist! You spent weeks, fueled by discount vodka and Belomorkanal cigarettes, perfecting your script to transfer crypto from capitalist pig dogs and slant eyed fucks into your slav account. The day comes... You run your script... You take a dram of nickoli's basement vodka, a puff off of your Belomorkanal cigarette. The results come in, You've stolen like $5,000 of DGB... Your entire take was DGB bags. You resign yourself into your shitty slav computer chair, load your illegally owned Saiga-12 that you got from your cousin's nephew's wife, and put the barrel into your mouth. As you pull the trigger you can only mutter "dasvadanya", as you pull the disgustingly creepy slav trigger.

>>3186307
>tfw time to move to Kaliningrad.