/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58583891
If she's seriously hot fuck her, convince her to invest in hottie (Tell her you made the token in her name or something) and use her as exit liquidity, then enjoy your easy 5k from maxing her credit card

>>58459781
See i used to think the same thing but then i remembered slavery was and still is a real thing and the people with power will forever enforce it when they can. We passed 100 years of "prosperity" and now its back to the trenches, if you think the mossad will have any qualms leaving you chained and working without food well you better think twice senpai. It's now or never, either you make it with $PAJAMAS or you're forevermore in the trenches
>Pic completely unrelated im just horny as FUCK

>>58426333
Probably dead, currently accumulating $orbs. To chads like us these macro crashes are irrelevant

>>58423075
can any of you riddle me why nfts died in the first place?

>>58413380
I literally had 10k in a month thanks to MUMU ;w;

>>58055865
i'll go for mumu the bull, it's not "THAT" new but overall i think it has a lot of potential from my perspective, plus it made me like a x4 but the "big pump" hasn't arrived yet

>>57761352
$AGRS and other AI tokens but mostly $AGRS. All the financial analysis in the world cant compete against a project that is about to change AI forever and if just the announcement that they're about to get the patents made the price jump from $0.3 to $11 in a couple of days imagine when they finally release eoy

>>57611097
An extremely powerful move you can try to pull off is to impress them by actually researching something they might like, try to read what tau is doing with logical ai, sound real smart, make them fall in love with your wit and smarts. After that you can slowly start to become more and more indispensable to them, this way you secure your job and your fucktoys, becoming the ultimate nowork chad

(YOU) will become a femboy
(YOU) will invest every penny in looksmaxxing
(YOU) will work as a crypto influencer for viralx showing your ass
(YOU) will make money
and
(YOU) will be happy

>>56899847
Look, im a simple man, if i can make a hot AI GF and interact with her then im all set

>>56738336
I would unironically give him my babies

>>56115565
Uniornically having referal-only sex. You can make a good 50k a month, not even a year. I have this friend of mine who knows basically everyone who is someone on my city right? Well she told me one of her friends needed some cash and started sucking dick for 50$, one nut (protection only) for 100$ and an hour for 200$. I bought an hour and let me tell you, she's a solid 7 in body, pretty cute face but can make you nut in less than 2 minutes. Sucks dick like a champ and she really enjoys it.
Since she only does it with people she knows are safe she doesn't need to worry about stds (also has constant check-ups with her gynecologist).
The other day we were talking post-sex and i started talking about my scalping strategy with vinu and all of a sudden she asks me how much i make a month, i laughed and said "well around 45k", she smiled and said "those are rookie numbers anon, i made 70k last month".

>>55674028
That's because FBI agents are too busy moderating /pol/ and /b/ instead

Has any token (any in the history of mankind and cryptocurrency as we know it) actually benefited in a meaningful way from burning a set amount of them? Ever?

Is ‘move to earn’ the closest thing to a semi-functional pokemon GO competitor? Both in theory require you to touch grass if you want to experience your dopamine hit, so it could be a start there.

Tell me the best place to financially ruin myself with shitcoins right now.