/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26954692
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literally a paid link shill, take screen caps guys. When the SEC cracks down on this, they'll go hard.

>>26640701
it's much worse than that, it's a literal ponzi and outright fraud

>>24973072
this is gonna be fun

>oracle partnerships
>50 partnerships
>russian partner celsius very shady hiring practices, jessica fiasco
>introduced with no wp, recruited nearest coworkers, dad is rich and lent him money
>zero technical accomplishments, philosophy major

>>24584991
link is vaporware. associating with them will reflect poorly.

>>24308834
fucking scammer

>>24309127
fuck off and die faggot

>>24298399

He inhales deeply then takes out a Cuban cigar. Lighting first a $100 bill then using it light the cigar. You can smell the ashy scent lingering in the room as the smoke drifts up.

"Th-they said... $32 million dollars isn't worth my Oracle solution, that skinny, pedophile, meth, twink vitamin can kiss my neet asshole. when the verizon singular happens, everyone will know...."

"No master, let me kiss your whale 65% ass. Dump it on me. I'll wait for the singularity."

"How about this singularity marine!" He screams as a shit flies out onto your chest.

Retarded delusions creep your mind as the raw gas of his asshole makes your delirious, you prepare yourself for the joy. you pucker up and smooch sirgay's asshole, the sharpie still twitching in your little link boipucci.

"Just imagine all the data being sanitized by reputation, like Uber. No sybil attacks, all ERC20 based."

He lets out another fart and grunts again.

"Another 700k!"

You shout ecstatically, "build that oracle solution, buy that towncrier! hire more devs!"

"I've give you something to cry about" He replies. Once more he grunts again and shits a violent flow of diarrhea, this time getting on your chin and lip.

"Hey man, where's the bathroom?"

"Oh sorry bro! we're jus-just doing a little thing here, we're actually the link conference here, bathrooms are to your right."

"uhhhhhhhhhhh" says the confused onlooker as he quickly scuffles away.

"I'll shill for you Master!" As you cry out, the sloppy heap of shit covering your body as it slides down.

"1k EOY is FUD!"

"No... I will give you the fud." He grunts again and proceeds to let out a gassy fart.

"Another 700k!" He cries out as he lets his sweet, hairy cheeks flap as another shit dumps out.

"Di-di-", the shit overflowing your mouth, "d-didn'... arghhh, didn't read, not selling"

>>22925487
btw that whole

sn = sn

is the biggest croc of shit i've ever fucking heard. i will sue all the shills that promoted this once he exit scams and will do everything i can to have them face prosecution. you don't get to promote (token not needed) scam for, THREE YEARS, you did it for THREE YEARS and just skip into the sunset. fuck of all of you pajeet and chink faggots being paid by the hour

>>22496598
>>22496993
>>LINK shills may be autistic, but they're organic and grew from within this place.

No, they're not. They're paid for Indians, just like the BSV. Then legit anons on here starting shilling it because they fell for the kool-aid.

>started here

Not really. Sergey browsed here and started fudding other tokens and promoting his own, going so far as to lie and make up bullshit. He is and was a fraud to the core promoting his hyperwave sonic boom-boom bullshit token to the NEETs here and they fell for it hook, line and sinker.

The only difference is that CSW might actually have Satoshi's keys, if he tries to bruteforce enough wallets there might be a one in one hundred trillion billion chance he gets it. Whereas even if sergey in even smaller odds creates "muh decentralized oracle network" it still will and won't be worth shit, because tl:dr; no fucking use cases, ever.

>>22472403
LINK INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE

NOBODY ASKS THESE QUESTIONS

NOBODY CARES, STOP PROPPING UP DUMBASS QUESTIONS. WHEN WILL THIS USELESS TOKEN WITH NO SOLID MATHEMATICS OR TECH BEHIND BECOME VALUED AT A CERTAIN VALUE.

STOP BEING FOOLED INTO THESE SHILLS PLANS


1. arrest the google cloud dev for insider trading
2. arrest sirgay for securities fraud
3. well first, you'll have to extradite him after he flees
4. arrest ari for money-laundering
5. fine binance for allowing millions upon millions of chainlink tokens to be discretely sold OTC

What you can do

>>report all chainlink posts, count them up, report them
>>expose shill groups in discords with screenshots
>>petition jannies to ban chainlink on sight
>>report to the sec, the more reports, the more likelier they are to look into it
>>post and write about the ongoing scam

Chainlink double top will create the death spiral. You have 72 hours to get out. You have been warned.

>>19578528
1. arrest the google cloud dev for insider trading
2. arrest sirgay for securities fraud
3. well first, you'll have to extradite him after he flees
4. arrest ari for money-laundering
5. fine binance for allowing millions upon millions of chainlink tokens to be discretely sold OTC

What you can do

>>report all chainlink posts, count them up, report them
>>expose shill groups in discords with screenshots
>>petition jannies to ban chainlink on sight
>>report to the sec, the more reports, the more likelier they are to look into it
>>post and write about the ongoing scam

>>19548427
Scam neets discrete, turn gravel coin to concrete, got Jessica in heat on cam, meetings in Uganda Africa, shills on repeat spam, on 4chan join my ICO scam America, with just a tweet, I can cram another sham bullshit partnership, she did erotica I hit the dealership, bought my Dad another two seat, Vitalik stay mad, in plaid, flimflam the same speech goddamn, get with the Russian scam program.

Bribe devs, sec can't describe how I'm in bad, hindustan jeets shilling bout to make off like peter pan, deadbeat cryptos can't compete, rory got the censorship ban, my obese physique show my replete, secret wanna be wallstreet mastermind dumps of 700k, every post same day, today's the day, they say we go to 1000, I'm clowning, spouting bullshit breadcrumps browsing, master bogdon said pull it, so I beat a retreat to Moscow just another man in the street, left you with oracles incomplete

>>19373110
700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Pump me again (again)
Holding bags near the endddddddd

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>18366006
>>18366022
>>18367933
>>18367952


1. arrest the google cloud dev for insider trading
2. arrest sirgay for securities fraud
3. well first, you'll have to extradite him after he flees
4. arrest ari for money-laundering
5. fine binance for allowing millions upon millions of chainlink tokens to be discretely sold OTC

What you can do

>>report all chainlink posts, count them up, report them
>>expose shill groups in discords with screenshots
>>petition jannies to ban chainlink on sight
>>report to the sec, the more reports, the more likelier they are to look into it
>>post and write about the ongoing scam

>>17812462

its much worse. they'll keep insisting they created some faggy revolution that no one but incel hipster russians care about.

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>>17237159

not an argument, here we go LIDF no one cares

>>17200246
dr;nb

They arrive in the offices, Sergey flings his coat and throws it in the corner. "Pick it up wagie!"

"Yes Master" a kowtow employee humblly slinks off to pick it up.

"You should've seen the guy who tweeted that dumbass MOAB token tweet, I nearly beat his ass." Just then, Sergey's phone rings, "yes, yes... yes... no..."

"What was that about?"

"The guys from gravel coin called me asking for free link, I told them to buy it off binance."

"Binance"

"It's a chink exchange that I network with. They help handle the money laundering. We sell tokens over the counter from wallets we recycled from the ICO."

"This is much- much too complicated for me son."

"It's simple. Before we ICO'ed I made some threads and recruited some guys. I then fudded other tokens and paid Indians to promote it over the internet. We had the ICO then recycled funds back into it to make it pump. Theoretically we sold 35% but it was probably closer to half, maybe even a quarter, I don't remember the numbers."

"Ah, the classic distraction. Like a magician you lure your targets away from the trick."

"Exactly. By making it seem highly in-demand and creating false group-think, we made it seem many more people buying than they actually were. Then we needed money, we contacted the exchange, shuffled the tokens through there and got the funds. In exchange they got discounted prices and we made money."

"I see... and Google?"

"Same process. Bribe the devs with tokens, assure them a pump will happen then we contacted Coinbase and told them if we got a major company to mention us they would list us. Hey! Hey, give me the big mac, now god damn it!"

An employee scurries to hand Sergey a big mac, unwrapped and ready.

LINK IS NOT OUR BOARD CULTURE

LINK IS NOT PART OF CHAN CULTURE

IT IS A CORPORATE ENTITY

LINK IS NOT PART OF CHAN HISTORY

LINK SHILLS DO NOT BELONG HERE

LINK IS TECH-NONSENSE, IT DOES NOT BELONG HERE

LINK IS A SCAM

LINK IS A FRAUD

SIRGAY IS SCAM MASTER

>>16820471
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reminder that LINK is NOTHING like ETH.

1. ETH had a testnet with thousands of users and finished mainnet 1 year after ICO, and only raised 16mil. Chainlink had a testnet and mainnet with ZERO users after 2 years and 32mil. It has gained ZERO adoption (the partnerships aren't using it). The level of developer adoption and excitement for ETH vs LINK is absolutely incomparable, LINK has none.

2. The Ethereum tech was actually innovative. It was the first successful attempt at a smart contract platform. It was decentralized and working one year after ICO. Chainlink only has centralized oracles (Sergey is lying about decentralization) which are not new or innovative. Their "innovative" solution to sybil resistant consensus is KYC.

3. The Ethereum foundation only had 1% of the Ethereum supply after ICO. The Chainlink team has 65%. Also when Ethereum was $1, it had a market cap of less than $100,000,000. It was actually a low market cap gem. Chainlink's real marketcap (if you count the 650,000,000 tokens in Sergey's wallet, ready to sell) is currently $2,000,000,000, which makes it an incredibly overpriced top 10 coin, not a low market cap gem like Ethereum was at the time.

4. Chainlink has already had mainstream exposure. It's made the front page of crypto subreddits countless times, was covered in forbes and every news outlet imaginable. Yet, even after all this attention, it has failed to get any developer adoption. It is fair to say that every single dev in the space knows about Chainlink, and decides not to use it. There are many projects running oracles in production, none of them choose to use Chainlink.

on a personal note, sorry guys but you chose the wrong horse. you even probably fudded a project that should have taken link's place. this is nobody's fault but your own and that fat walrus sirgay. it'll never happen, fr, fr this time.