/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20106644
>https://twitter.com/lastmjs/status/1278911536476508160
who is this incel and why should we get two fricks about what he's blabbering on about on his twitter?

>tfw they dump futures when the markets are closed

>>19862510
then why the fuck dont you just look at regular women? because of the dick. you like the dick. you are gay.

>>19827631
>tfw a virus is smarter than me

>>19818822
>fake eyes
>fake tan
>fake hair

I'm going to be holding these IVR bags for years

>>19614901
you didnt think we would go up 10+% a day until we're back to pre-corona prices did you?

why you guys playing with penny stocks when bluechips are moving like pennystocks nowadays

to all bobos: you literally could have bought anything this past few days and have made good money but you chose to short. why do you do this to yourself? you think you're smarted than the market? follow the damn trend

>>19452393
>tfw watched the entire web, expecting something exciting to happen
>nothing happens
frick you

>>19408595
fuck off retard
he called CGC and it dumped 20% today

>>19253868
>average oil futures volume is literally less than it was BEFORE covid was even a thing
>buy

>>19224055
based but i just checked my broker and the October options have strikes only in dollar increments. you're not a filthy LARPer are you?

>>19200401
>buying a home: 100k+ down payment
>renting: 100k kept and invested to make bank
a dollar today is worth more than a dollar tomorrow unless youre a retard

>>19130725
show us profit graph and recent trades or fuck off larper

>he's a porschefag
porsches look like fucking frogs with their protruding headlights. rather ride a bike than a frogmobile porsche that everyone laughs at

>>19025395
i agree. everyone thinking "its going to crash!" is the exact reason why it will not. only once everyone truly FOMOs will we begin the dump

>>19010909
>monaayyyyyyy
stopped reading right there

>>19008851
Human sheep love being targeted.

/biz/ is confirmed retarded when larp threads get over 100 replies. op posted literally no proof and yet here we are.

>tfw stopped out at $3 about a month ago. bought back in at $4
stop orders are a fucking scam. never setting a stop again

>>18956401
i havent bought/sold since february. i literally missed the entire dump and the entire pump. now i dont even know wtf im doing/waiting for

>>18895266

>>17096653
Yes he has a punchable face. The main reason I don't like him though is because he makes "Reaction Videos" which is extremely low-hanging fruit for gaining YouTube views. He also gets points deducted by having to constantly remind you that he's a millionaire (through slinging real estate in a bull market).

He's not impressive.

>Dude just stop spending money and just live like a hobo lmao

Yeah I agree with being frugal but this guy is a faggot about it.