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>With a little old driver, so quickly he flew,
>I knew in a moment it must be a jew.
>More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
>And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

>"Now, SNEEDER! now, YEETER! now, COOMER and MOSHE!
>On, COHEN! on SHMUEL! on, REDDIT and SCHIZO!
>To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
>Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

>As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
>When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
>So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
>With the sleigh full of bags, and ryan cohen, the jew.

>And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
>The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
>As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
>Down the chimney ryan cohen came with a bound.
>He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
>And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
>A bundle of bags he had flung on his back,
>And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

>His eyes -- how they beady! he looked like a shrew!
>His cheeks were like roses, his nose, hooked like a jew!

>His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
>And the beard of his chin, (what chin? lol) was as white as the snow;

>With a little old driver, so quickly he flew,
>I knew in a moment it must be a jew.
>More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
>And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

>"Now, SNEEDER! now, YEETER! now, COOMER and MOSHE!
>On, COHEN! on SHMUEL! on, REDDIT and SCHIZO!
>To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
>Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

>As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
>When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
>So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
>With the sleigh full of bags, and ryan cohen, the jew.

>And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
>The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
>As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
>Down the chimney ryan cohen came with a bound.

>xHXEm/7i
>JDNx/U01
>FI4OfL93

>same mentally ill baggie
>monitors thread 24/7
>wants to pretend he has somewhere to be on the holidays
>can't help himself replying to randos on the internet
>seethes alot

sucks to be you baggie

this just in:
Bed bath and beyond merges with lehman brothers, enron, puppies.com and gamestop
dumbledore has collected all the infinity emeralds and the avengers prepare to assemble to take down the death star.
all shareholders will be made butt whole!
and the grinch will return christmas

we did it reddit!

threadly reminder:

During a restructuring shares are recalled.
Then there's an audit of assets and outstanding debts (liabilities).
Then the major previous shareholders are invited to a negotiation and
allowed a new distribution of shares based on new liquidity offered
to cover creditors and fund new operations. It doesn't always workout, actually rarely,
however when it does, minority shareholders (retail) never get a dime

inb4
>but that would be mean to the baggies
kek, yeah

inb4
>ryan cohen wouldn't do that
i'm sure he wouldn't, anyone named cohen is trustworthy

merry bagggsmas baggots

>>56594593
idk.. livestream when you anhero? unless you have a better suggestion