/biz/ - Business & Finance

If you had 600 bucks being a poorfag, which coin would you invest into?

Goodbye /biz/

Do you ever just sit back and admire the endless expanses of pink fields, and take pride in the knowledge that you not only helped sow those fields, but that they were once green? Do you read threads, and based on the syntax, the precise Wojack index displayed on that day, the file names used, the drawing style, and the time of day, recognize and identify all other biz/nessmen? For almost 11 months, a single mighty warrior, suffering from actual mental problems, has been trying to warn you of what he perceives to be real threats. He wants you to wake up, to see that the truth is out there, and the truth is THE NEW US DOLLAR and skycoin. You read all his posts, in all his threads, and even at your harshest, your worst reply to this guy is a picture of tin cans and strings, and asking if it's obelisk compliant. You know he's unwell. Sometimes, other biz/nessmen join in, and there's a collective effort to ignore the thread until it falls off. Not once has any of his threads surfaced again after he leaves for the day. The people who post here shield him from those who'd do him harm. He doesn't know this, of course. One day, he might, and he'll be so sad that he wasn't in a position to where feelings of compassion could overwhelm him, and make him realize he's not alone, fighting 'the fed.'

I see biz/nessmen rage, shout, and cry so much. The next time you do, read a bit more closely, and get in there between the lines. You'll hear the sobbing of someone who wants to be loved.

>>12106474

I'm the best, most sensible, disruptive, productive asset on this board. Fully decentralized, anybody can mine me. Shitcoin agnostic, oracles come bundled. Ambulances, gutter old coins, perpetual motion machines, fish tracking, asian hustle proof, all chains linked, shadowforks ran by chinks.

I'm better than a blockchain. I'm in every thread, everywhere. I'm all-seeing. All-knowing. Every /biz/nessman holds what I secured. I'm digital gold 2.1. I'm the ultimate hustle of hustles. I'm the magic that makes up the fabric of the here, now, then and maybe.

I'm the thesis of the second seconds. The proof of a natural law to dictate the constant of 'maybe.' Reminisce of how things could have been, should have been, would have been, and will be. I'm not an anonymouse, but I don't have a name. You know my sign, I've got a brand, I'm everywhere, nowhere. You can't separate the shitpost from the board, from the signs, from the asian original, copied to copy a copy of a copy, now hustled back under the firm gangsta hand of old world scams and basic bitch trickery.

Money can buy you 4chan, but 4chan is temporary. These memes will exist as long as someone's mining the chain. My chain is the longest chain. The first chain, upon which this framework stands. No matter your wealth, you know you can't rewind. You could have mined with me, secured an immutable entry on the chain, but instead of a legacy, you went for that shit covered wallet with 5 dollars in. Hoist tears and shit to the machine, like the stars of greek tragedies before you. The world was in the palm of your hand, but you let it slip away. If you can learn one thing, let it be the intent behind this practical demonstration of the one chain that binds us, the one chain that unites us, the one language we all speak, the one currency we all accept, the one thing we all share across time and space.

I planted these sweeping green fields for you, and now fall has turned them pink. Show me what has blossomed.

>>12041895

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYSDC3cHoZs

>>9664028

I was born into nothing,
And it's nothing that I'll return to.

>>2947572
kek, every alt coin is going to drop by tommrow a large amount

Weekend dips that start thursday night are back boys. buy back in saturday

>>2929673
stop delete thias

>lend out a bitcoin thinking Id be making $80 a day
>its only 1 dollar per day

I miscalculated

>>2557064
it hurts