/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23766857

>Dota 2 and soon all of esports
>Canadian federal information network
>international financial networks
>election data
>voting systems
>still under 11USD
Guess he was talking about starbucks?

>AP using oracles for election data
>JP Morgan and Chase using oracles for their entire banking info network
>Canadians about to have oracles turn their shitty country into technocratic dystopia
>Trump for 12 more years
Goddamn it's too easy.

>>23333333

>>23333333

"Ring ring", the alarm clock said. "Ring ring, Sergey! It is time!" The alarm clock was programmed to sound just like Thomas' soft-spoken voice. Sergey had no choice but to wake up at the sound of the alarm clock he had set up through his own oracle node on the blockchain network many nights prior. While he was still feeling tired from the previous night of intense partying with on-chain verifiably legal Asian prostitutes and would have preferred to remain dormant for a few more hours, he knew the ineluctably of time's running its course was a factor beyond his God-like control. "Cursed be the fool who created the clock!" he exclaimed, half-angrily, half-jokingly, waking up Ting-Ting, the Vietnamese concubine. Alas, she didn't understand a single word of English. "Bring me my morning coffee, whore!", Sergey ordered. "And make it a large one!" Sergey knew the alarm clock's tamperproof and decentralized mechanism woke him up for a very specific reason on that day: so he would not forget to accomplish his duty. Like an Olympian God reminding humans of their roles in the world, the alarm clock reminded Sergey of his fate. Sergey booted his computer, drinking from his enormous cup while Ting-Ting massaged his feet. At last, the caffeine had entered his system and feeling finally ready to process; the ogre simply whispered: "Ahh... let the weekly dump begin..."

>>23052911
Link will not or ever be anything resembling communism.

>>22962759
Strap in boys.

>>22307861
based, let the "tea leaf reading" retard posts commence just for them to post WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT a few days later when the forecast comes true

>>22298373
Tfw sold everything I had and doubled my holdings since 2017.

>>22138356
私たちはすべて一緒に、この中に一緒にいます

肯定的な思考の力を過小評価しないでください! 特に集合的正の考え!

このトークンは$ 1,000に簡単に到達します!
今すぐ可能な限り多くの場合、毎日頭の中でそれを考えて視覚化し、それが現実に現れることを保持します。 やれ! 冗談じゃない!

可能な限り詳細に視覚化してください!

>>22129383
Coffee standard.

This yield farming shit just makes me feel angry. I KNOW it's unsustainable and will hurt some people very bad eventually, but meanwhile I feel like a retard for not taking advantage of the insane ROI's. But still, I'd rather miss on these gains then risk my precious linkies.

FUCK OFF kikes, you are NOT getting my linkies!

>>22084329
it gets bigger to reflect links price
higher price = more coffee

>>21966504
Sell your Eth for Link. That's the only way.

>>21948600
It is known. He is the most based man I have seen.

Also, SN = SN, each chain link token is worth more than $1000 eoy 2020.

>>21649138

Its possible to be a millionaire in the next 24 months if you have 1,000 Chainlink.

>>21628773
>>21629046
Haha lol. Sorry about that (not really)

>>21596628
alright this is based

>>21534981
>ah yes, i'm sure chainlink is the eth killer
Unironically, yes. It has become obvious that the ETH team is not capable of scaling it, so the Chainlink team has been forced to.
>https://medium.com/offchainlabs/scalable-low-cost-computation-of-ethereum-smart-contracts-using-arbitrum-on-the-chainlink-8985c6542d4e
>https://old.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/i1g5cc/scaling_reddit_community_points_with_arbitrum/

>>21430984
Not too shabby

how the fuck did this 81k meme start? people are actually taking it seriously now

>>21370732
If you stayed, you're no longer a normie. Welcome aboard, now lurk more and buy more.