/biz/ - Business & Finance

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WHERE ARE YOU, STINKIES?

Well would you look at that! It seems we've returned to a single digit stinky coin! What's going on there bigmac? Did Sirgay start to dump those 700k batches? Has Google, Microsoft, Apple, Amazon, IBM bent the knee yet? Did you preorder that Cybertruck? O-oh what was that there stinky? I couldn't hear you over that red dildo in your mouth. You mean to tell me the SEC is starting to go up your ass? Your stinkies actually dropped from $20 a stinker? You haven't sold despite all the alarms sounding off because you're an unironic stinkie? And you mean to tell me you've been doubling down your stinky stack on every dip which leaves you at a loss? I guess this means you're not going to pick the color of your new Lambo yet eh stinky - oh no no no no no no no no no no no no.......

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Get fucked retards

>lower lows in USD and sats

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https://youtu.be/Ff02mApjDbE

OHHHHH LINKIESSSSSSSSS

>>22184311
nico mommy bully gf

>the biggest event in the history of Chainlink
>Still needs a 30% moon to reach ATH

you can't make this shit up lmao

>LINK/BTC hit double top on the MA25 line

OOOOHHHH STIIIINNNKKIIIEEESSSS

Ahahaha ooooooo

LINK will see single digits again, if not because of the momentum of its own dump but because of the impending stock market crash which will drag everything with it

>not selling

Except one

OHHH LINKIESSSSS

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It's my birthday stinkies say something nice about me

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What happened stinkies? I thought this pump was going straight to $10? You alright there, stinkie? Watching all those red candles must be hard! It's okay though because you sold the top this time, right? Oh whats that, you're 'never selling'? Oh dear...

>>19547746
>I majored in CS
>about to be rich as fuck (...from chainlink)
You must have graduated from the Online Academy of Mumbai.
>>19547762
Ah yes, while working on Bitcoin when he was 15, Sergey decided to delay his domain name creation of a law firm's website until he was drafting the whitepaper at 18. I can't wait for the rest of the crypto world to hear about your findings.

>>19547825
>>19547877
You guys in general all seem so sure. Why don't you all pool your IQs together and write an article, I mean, all this very convincing evidence should surely be believed by any competent journalist. An article like this published would immediately pump your bags to tens of millions of dollars in value!

What are you waiting for?

>>19414759
>High IQ Chainlink discussion
lmao
>Has anyone else noticed a shift in Sergey's talking points during interviews?

What did you expect you fucking tech illiterate brainlets? You thought this guy solved a near impossible compsci problem? You thought he managed to make money out of what should only be a free protocol like HTTPS?

>>19414883
>You don't approve quality yet you review nodes to ensure that they meet a certain level of quality?

You are now entering the trip-up stage. The stage of a shitcoin's life cycle where promises and visions are slowly contorted and back-pedaled on. Expect to more hear more shit from Sergey that makes no sense in the future.

Don't make me said it.

>He bought.

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Oh linkies :)

What happened? I'm so happy for you guys