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It is actually a part of his performance. I shit you not, but he eats that burger in two bites. He always does that to energize the audience before his presentation. They go absolutely insane when he does it. You can hear gasping and loud mumbling, as they sit in disbelief as to what they just saw. Sergey then says "You would never in your wildest dream belive that what you just saw is possible. You will think the same about the presentation, but it's true, all of it". He immediately follows up with a very long, almost neverending gurgling fart. This is ensued by dead silence as the crowd again is in disbelief and shock, and not sure how to react. That's when Rory starts slow clapping from the back of the room while leaning nonchalantly against the wall. The audience follow his lead and it ends in a standing ovation. People are are cheering, clapping and even praising Sergey with their arms and head stretched towards him with blissfull faces. The energy in the room moons, and some of the ladies are crying and even fainting.

This man is, as Scott Adams would put it, a master persuader.

>>26341069

I have a PhD in crypto economics and mathematics. Crypto incentives in Chainlink are a legitimate concern. I saw Ari Juels speak at a conference recently where he mentioned tokens and asked him about the token economics of a node staking system like the Chainlink network is planning to use. The problem is that node operator incentives are fuzzy at best and not even figured out fully by the team (see the gitter for Steve stuttering about this). When I brought it up to Ari Juels, I told him that in the way the network is expected to be used, the fees payable to node operators would actually decline as requests become more ubiquitous because as the network grows it becomes cheaper to use. This makes sense if you took a few advanced cryptoeconomics courses. Ari admitted that it was a great question but that they were "actively pursuing research in that area." I sold my LINK immediately after that and saw a significant dump on the binance charts. It's pretty clear these guys are pulling you along making you think they're doing something revolutionary when the incentives aren't even fully determined yet.

>>24032409
check out this, faggot

So far I have made 70k off a 3k investment in early 2018 after getting justed to fuck in the big Bitcoin bubble. Thank you Sergey and anons who saved my from financial ruination.

Zoomers don't deserve Chainlink. You are all child slaves to ZOG.

>>21147683
Go take a helicopter ride, nigger faggot.

>>18777777
SOMEONE GET THE BASED DEPARTMENT ON THE LINE! THEIR GONNA WANNA SEE THIS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpdi47V5Kn0&t=2430

>>18472756
He's gonna make it.

>>18423904
Our Lord and savior has risen again as a premined shitcoin
Hallelujah

>>17871815
Is this seriously a bitcoin mining porno?

Is there a Chainlink BBM offshoot?

>>17326777
checked

>>17273879
∩( ・ω・)∩

...always in the barber shop
"Sergey ain't 'bout this, Sergey ain't 'bout that
My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them
He, he, they say that nigga don't be putting in no work”
Shut the fuck up!
Y'all niggas ain’t know shit!
All ya motherfuckers talk about...
“Sergey ain't no hitta, Sergey ain't this, Sergey a fake”
Shut the fuck up!
Y'all don't real with that nigga!
Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet
Shootin' at the police and shit
Nigga been on probation since, fuckin', I don't know when!
Motherfucka, stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there!
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Sergey
I'm fucking beating they ass!
I'm not fucking playing no more!
Y'know them niggas roll with Lil Stevie and them

>>17181263

>>17127532
Mental illness, unironically.

I turned 20 in 2008, dad died the same day Lehman Bros went under. Mom is useless drug addict. Had a hard time during the recession. I pinch every penny I can and am a complete Jew. I'll never feel safe financially until I have at least $1 million. I can't understand people my age who have debt, I never will. I'd be panicking if my bank account went sub $20,000, let alone a negative net worth living paycheck to paycheck like average normies do. I'm so fucked up that I'd rather live in a cardboard box than let my bank account go under 20k.

HERE WE GO BAYBEEEEEEEEEE

HE

IS

WEARING

THE SHIRT

OMG HAHAHHA I LOV EHIM

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Official Chainlink announcement thread.
Get comfy lads

>>14839625