/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>51563950
>be me
>mansion so big I have to ride a bicycle to the dining room from my bedroom
>seriously, mansion is big enough even with bike it take twenty minutes
>old bike get a stain on the seat because one of dad's whores spilled wine on it
>gives me a new bike
>it's solid gold
>it weighs more than I do
>try biking it to the dining room
>bike breaks in half from the weight after two minutes
>starve to death