/biz/ - Business & Finance

GameStop is gonna give me a stroke just give me $450 Melvin and I’ll give you my bags

>>23223781
>Mom!!! Mom, mom!!! I posted it again!!!
>What's that honey, what?
>The chart mom! I posted it again!
>What chart honey? I'm in the kitchen making you more tendies?
>The stock to flow chart mom, remember?!!
>W-what? O-oh yeah good job. Mommy is proud of you!
>Mom, a-are you gonna put another gold star on my good boy chart on the fridge?
>Sure dear! My, what a good boy you are! Someone's getting a big gold star!
>Yaaaayyy!
Please post the chart again for the 9 billionth time, OP.

>stocks go down over a literal nothingburger

I w-w-wish stocks would go down so I could buy m-m-more

>>18688749
>upset cuz china doesn’t bend the knee to Anglo trash

>>18685070
It only kills old people and fatties, and people that should be dead anyway

>>18298287
>...

>>18297692
I know a couple that bought a house for 70k in 1980 and now it's worth $1 million

>>18241623
>white girls only for white men, noooooooo!!!!!!!!
>white men are the greatest!!!!!

>fags think batsoup causes respiratory disease
>just like fags thought Iraq did 911
>fags thought banks caused collapse
>>fags don’t learn shit

>>18146276
This. Most people that have it don't even have fucking symptoms. Gotta save all of those 80 year olds with emphysema though. Oh and don't forget the fat fuck 60 year olds with diabetes.

>>18086691
The food was never that great there. It's just a bunch of fat fucks that go there for a 2000 calorie slice of cheesecake.

>>16927881
DUHHH CRINGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!! CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1 BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS CRINGE ISNT IT?? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGR CRINGEY BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT REDDIT CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED BASED!!!!!!

>Cashier looks at you with disgust for buying alcohol and redbulls at 7am

Bobo experts told me bitcorn is going to 6k and below. Why did it rebound? Did bobos lie on purpose? I'm financially ruined

Why does coinmarketcap keep freezing? The past week, I haven't been able to load any of my shitcoin charts? Wtf is going on? It's getting really annoying. Anyone else here having this problem?

WHEN IT DUMPED TO 9400, THE EXPERTS TOLD ME THAT IT'S ONLY GOING DOWN, THAT THE PONZI IS OVER, THAT IT'S BEAR TIME. WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU, WHY DID I LISTEN TO NAMEFAGS, I LOST SO FUCKING MUCH.

>>15293109
ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

>>13934566

>Car inspection failed
>probably have to pay 1000€ to get it done (RUST DAMAGE)
>Sudden expenditures coming everywhere

I don't want to sell my LINK, I am +250% from initial investment, but it is like universe is forcing me to sell some

I still have 2k to my account, about $50k worth of Chainlink but I dont want to use it to some shitty car fixes

I am pretty sure i will be diagnosed with something like cancer these days, any day now.

i dont want to end up that guy who sold now only to watch it rocket next year, i rather end up in the streets

>>13542726
My alts are barely moving though.

>Bought XNV, CHX, NKN
>MFW
No u

>I ain't happy, im feeling glad
>I got shitcoins, in my bags
>they are useless, but not for long
>their mainnets
>are coming on
>are coming on
>are coming on

>yeah haha
>finally someone tell this fool to prepare
>now time for me is nothing, plenty left for despair
>No I couldnt be there
>for those last bullrun's gains
>put my neck in a snare
>let it crack from the weight
>laughable
>Bet you didnt think you could get justed too
>logarithmic view
>man it looks pretty vanquishable
>pick and choose
>asshole loose
>which shitcoins to acrew

>>13314360
>doesn't get fat or bald

>>11684139
take that back we're trying